I hope he starts to suck at golf, too.

[freesnowcone]

TIGER WOODS IS A COMPLETE SHITHEAD AND ALL THOSE WOMEN ARE HOMEWRECKING WHORES.

I just thought I should say that. In case there was any doubt. I mean, would he want someone to treat his daughter or his mother the way he's treating his wife?

And GOOD FOR YOU GATORADE! DROP THAT FUCKING DOUCHE LIKE A HOT, DOUCHEY POTATO.

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[rosedemon]

The only bigger shithead is Nancy Grace, who has made it her story du jour for the past week. Frankly, I am over the story. Nothing special here. Tiger Woods is not the first man to cheat on his wife and Mrs. Woods is not the first woman to take a golf club to a cheating husband.

But I bet Tiger nearly shit when he heard the glass shatter. She hit a hole in one on his big ass SUV.

[freesnowcone]

Nancy Grace... ARGH. If I could opt to permanently remove a mouth from someone, she would be at the top of my list.

She hit a hole in one on his big ass SUV.
AHHAHAHAA!!!! You should send that in to Jay Leno and request to be placed on his writing staff. No, make that DEMAND to be placed on his writing staff.