Comments | freesnowcone: Regardless, I shot a 47

freesnowcone

Regardless, I shot a 47

Oct 20, 2009 21:24

Today, I golfed my last game of the season no doubt. Terri's mom took us out because today was the first day since forking September that hasn't been icy cold, and we set out for a nice round of nine.

I didn't realize we would have to constantly do battle all afternoon.

Who did we battle? Oh, no, no, it wasn't a who. It was a what. A what in ( Read more... )

sports, rhetoric

Comments 6

candesgirl October 21 2009, 02:05:54 UTC

OH MY GOD THAT'S WHAT THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS ARE???? There were HUNDREDS of them around my house today, and I just couldn't figure it out!!! UGH GROSS!!

I, however, did not have to pull one out of my bra, thank goodness for that.

freesnowcone November 1 2009, 03:00:54 UTC

YES OMG!!! I thought for a few years that they were innocent ladybugs, so I wouldn't kill them, put them outside, etc. but when somebody told me, "Yeah, those are not ladybugs" I went all Schwarzenegger on their asses.

... I am pretty amused that my spellcheck does give me a squiggly underline for "Schwarzenegger", but it DOES give me one for "spellcheck".

jones_casey October 21 2009, 03:08:01 UTC

halloween beetles, that's good.
they sound just like zombies.
of course a bag full of clubs would be handier for dealing with the real thing.

i ran into them on one of my golfing excursions this summer, but i can't say i pulled any out of my bra.

freesnowcone November 1 2009, 03:01:33 UTC

Or out of anyone else's bra? Pity, that.

megyal October 22 2009, 02:58:26 UTC

Sooo... how much did THEY shoot?

freesnowcone November 1 2009, 03:01:43 UTC

Marie... I just so love you.