♓ first GLUB

[freeglub]

-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] begins trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CC: )(-------ELLO

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[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC] --

CA: ...fef is that you
CA: oh my glub fef it is you
CA: fef wwhere are you
CA: look there is a lot of explainin to do but i just wwant to make sure youre okay
CA: there is me and kar and nep here and noww you
CA: and wwere not in the vveil anymore
CA: its a long story but wwill you please respond back
CA: i can help
CA: glub

[freeglub]

-Eridan! )(ello! You're )(ere, too?

W)(y are you typing t)(at "CA" t)(ing? T)(is isn't Trollian, you know!

[lonelyglub]

CA: yes wwevve all gathered here today to livve in this wwhirlpool of a city
CA: that is to say this is the absolutely shittiest city i havve evver seen
CA: but yes i knoww it isnt trollian but
CA: it helps present myself to the populous here in this city
CA: but nevvermind our silly shenanigans font fef
CA: wwhere are you
CA: i can go get you to take you back to the neww hivve wwhere wwe are all stayin
CA: there are land dwwellers out there
CA: and evven humans
CA: i met one husk to husk the other day

[freeglub]

You didn't )(urt t)(e )(uman, did you?

[wishsrequiem]

How many of you are there?

[freeglub]

)(ow many w)(ats? Do I know you?

[wishsrequiem]

You most certainly don't.

[freeglub]

O)(! AR--E YOU SOM---EON-------E N--EW? 38D

[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC] --

CG: HOLY SHIT IT TRULY IS THE TROLLOCAUST.

[freeglub]

)(e)(e)(e! )(i Karkat! W)(at's going on?

[yourgoddamnit]

CG: WELL FOR STARTERS, YOU'RE IN SOME ASS BACKWARDS UNIVERSE.
CG: I'M SURE COUNTRY JAPAN THE POLITE DOUCHEBAG WILL UNDOUBTEDLY FILL YOU IN ON MORE.
CG: SEEMS HE SEEMS TO BE COLLECTING US LIKE TAVROS COLLECTS STUPID GAME CARDS.
CG: FUCKING PILE OF TROLLS FOR THE EDIFICE OF JAPAN.
CG: TEN BOONDOLLARS SAYS HE WANTS TO HUFF A FUCKTON OF STARDUST AND NAP ON HIS COLLECTION OF UNDERAGE TROLLS.
CG: I REFUSE TO HONK FOR THAT PERVERT.
CG: ANYWAY, TEMPORARY BASE HAS BEEN SET UP IN A HIVE CALLED "MARSHALL, ROOM 105."
CG: I CAN FILL YOU IN ON WHATEVER ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU GET HERE, BUT ADMITTEDLY I'M STILL GATHERING INFORMATION MYSELF.
CG: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO BE A PATHETIC PANSY LIKE ERIDAN AND NEED TO DRAPE YOURSELF IN A CLOTH TO TRAVEL IN THE SUN.

[freeglub]

O)(! I M--ET COUNTRY OF JAPAN! )(-----E S-E--EMS SO NIC---E! I'm so glad you )(ooked suc)( a great friend!

I t)(ink I mig)(t wait until t)(e tide c)(anges to venture out. It's a little brig)(t )(ere rig)(t now. 38(

[asideglance]

Yet another? Greetings, CC-san. I am the country of Japan. This city is called Discedo, and it is located on a planet called Fortuna.

I could explain more, but I believe you must be friends with Karkat and the others. Surely they could help you.

[freeglub]

...

O)(, t)(at's a lot of information! )(old on, give me a moment. T)(is is WAY TOO -------EXCITING! 38)

So, you're Country of Japan? I'm meeting so many new people )(ere! T)(is is amazing!

[asideglance]

Yes, that's correct. ...CC-san is enjoying this?

[freeglub]

Yes! )(e)(e)(e! I've never )(eard of a "Fortuna" or "Discedo" before! Or of you, eit)(er!

My name's Feferi! You don't )(ave you call me CC or w)(atever. I'm not a beac)(ed w)(ale like Karkat is.

So, Country of Japan! Glub a little about yourself! Are you a )(uman?

[twin_sai_kame]

Will you speak english!

[freeglub]

Glub glub glub!

[twin_sai_kame]

Pain the shell!

[freeglub]

)(i! )(ow are you?