Steve Jobs
Circle I Limbo

Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Nancy Pelosi
Circle IV Rolling Weights

General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Republicans
Circle VII Burning Sands

Bernie Madoff
Circle IIX Immersed in ( Read more... )

cough..cough..

i want candy... bubble gum and taffy, skip to the sweet shop wit mah sweethear sandy

i wonder if i can shit on my finals and turn them into gold...

i think i'm starting to enjoy purely instrumental music better than music with lyrics... unless the lyrics are like daft punk's song that just repeats, "gonna celebrate ohyeah all right let's start the dancin enen." ehh i don't know what i'm talking about i like lyrics. i just got done listening to prowler so i was in an instument mood but now i ( Read more... )

Ahhhhhh....mmmmm...ooooo....AAAAAAKAKAKAKAKA.....MIRIRIRIRIIRIRIRIIRIR.....WOOOOOOOSHHHHH ( Read more... )

um... ecology sucks butthole. i should be studying right now but i just don't have the motivation, so i'm writing in this shit for the first time in a while. maybe breakfast tomorrow will be a good time... probably not though seeing as it's starts at 7 30 and ecology starts at 8... fuck my face.

this mornin i made a fart AND it smelled like cheeze, i swear it almost nocked me on mah neeeezzz, if i had combined that with a motherfuckin sneeze, i think that i woulda gotten taken away by beeeez, next time i feel a fart ima hafta make my ass squeeze.

i have decided that instead of finishing this semester, it is in my best interest to begin throwing up after meals and cutting myself... who's with me?

i just got done reading a shitload of past journal entries and i realized how much i don't really change, but i do at the same time. it's weird man. look back to your entries from when you were in high school and you will see what i mean. i was gonna make this a longer entry because it's been quite a long time since i've done this... but toots and ( Read more... )

come see me at green mountain. it'll be a good time. good tiiiiime.