Comment to this post and I'll tell you what Gilbo thinks of you. It may or may not involve liberal use of the word 'peon.'

Hey, Captain!

We're not going to just sit back and watch the Victoria II have all the fun, right? I want to get in on the boarding and kick some pirate ass!

Hah, well! That was something. Nobody actually died, though, so that's okay!

For the record: I'm pretty sure none of you would actually try to kill me! I'm obviously too amazing for that, ahahaha. None of you could land a hit on me anyway!

Anyway, these plane races! I'm incredibly pumped for them, because I know we're going to kick some serious ( Read more... )

...HAH.

I always knew you all were out to get me! I just never knew when you'd start!

Well, looks like I was justified in my paranoia! I'm prepared, and I'm going to kill you all! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HOLY SHIT! IS THIS FOR REAL!?

...WELL OBVIOUSLY BUT HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. SOMEONE'S GOING TO NEED AN ASS-KICKING.

AND DAMN, NOW I NEED A NEW JOURNAL, BECAUSE THE TEXT ISN'T WORKING AND THE SCREEN'S GOING ALL FUNNY FROM WHEN I SPAT TEA ALL OVER IT. FUCK.

Alright, gentlemen! We'll be heading off to get rid of that fear gas now, which we'll achieve by dumping it over the sky! This should be pretty easy, so of course it'll be a snoozefest, but hopefully it'll be over quickly, eh?

Intruders! Hah! Well, since the first mate appears as though he just might be incapacitated...

We're going to take them all down and make them wish they were never born! I don't know where these bastards are, but I guess they're armed. Still, they shouldn't be a problem, because we're the goddamn Fiertia!So! Go ahead and try and kill them all, but ( Read more... )

Well, I suppose it's nice to be back on the ground. You all know why?

It means that training's going to resume! Jogging! Three in the morning! Every day! And I'm not going to announce it! Any of you silly bastards who feel like sleeping in can go ahead. In fact, for my own entertainment, I encourage it! I'll laugh my ass off when you die five ( Read more... )

How dare that bastard! I'd just bought all that beer, too!

...Well, if he ever crosses paths with me again, he'll feel my blade between his ribs. I'm going out for more beer. And it'll be better, hah!

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU BASTARDS! Thought you were going to have a happy Amicus with your little boyfriends and girlfriends, didn't you!? You're all obviously too weak to live lives on your own, like me! However, it doesn't matter, because, I'm here to crush those dreams!We've been hired for a job; namely, to stop some dumbasses who've been ( Read more... )