Hey! I've got a job that's not selling myself smack on a street corner! Wahooo!

Fuckses

You suck.

*hides somewhere*

Ok so... for some reason I recently found myself wandering around the North Pole. I didn't even know Arda had one of those. After a really weird run-in with some miner guy who kept singing about silver and gold and narrowly escaping some sort of snow beast I finally lost that whiney little elf guy and somehow found my way back and now I seem to be ( Read more... )

It's come to my attention that I may need some way to enforce that whole clown shoe thing. If no one who'd like to spend their time smacking up rohirrim who wont obey comes forward, then I may take this up with the MEP....

.....

*runs off with a tiny elf who wants to be a dentist in search of other misfits*

I have an annoucemant, dammit.

From this day forward, all Rohan royalty must wear clown shoes.

And a colorful wig every second thursday.

You have to do it. I own you. *waves around receipt* GOT DAMMIT EOMER I DO.

*tucks it away before anyone can steal it*

Yes. In other news, the Taco Bell is wonderful. In fact.... *prances off for more tacos*

Rohan needs some fast food joints.

I'm having a Taco Bell built in Edoras.

Yeah, a regular Taco Bell. Because I'm not clever enough to come up with a clever little name but I really like tacos. It'll be open by tomorrow afternoon so I can have tacos for dinner. Yep.

That certainly worked out well. I'll be watching you as closely as this truckload of drugs will allow. Don't fuck up.

Theoden keeps feeding me marshmellows and calling me George and giving me little pats on the head. Hehehehe.

*prances around aimlessly*

So....
Who wants to check out my new property?

FUCK.

Despite being tazered, I still seem to be maintaining this vague feeling of contempt toward everything that moves that I've had since that guy threw me at Bree.

*flies around machine-gunning down people at random*

I've even been working on my evil-and-slightly-insane laugh. Ready?

BWAAAhahahahHAHHAAHAHAHHahahahahaaa!Yeah it needs a little work ( Read more... )