Research Paper #162

[freakyfanboy]

............Let's establish some rules, shall we? I don't wish to have a repeat of last time.

(1) I will not be giving out the measurements of any of my body parts. No, particularly not THAT one.

(2) I won't show it to you, either.

(3) I do not wish to lose my virginity to a total stranger.

(4) If you touch me without permission, I will be

Comments

[ex_enables28]

Hey again, Autor!

[freakyfanboy]

Ah, um...hello.

[ex_enables28]

Lemme guess, you don't remember me...? I'm the one with the boy's name!

[freakyfanboy]

Forgive me, I know it's rude of me, but there's always so many....

Boy's name...ah! Um...it was..Jasper?

[nikkernoodle]

Autor! *glomptackle!* Long time no see! ^.^

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[freakyfanboy]

[flail] I said you can't touch me without--!!

[freakyfanboy]

...Oh! It's...it's you! Hello!

[nikkernoodle]

Hi! How have you been, honey?

[first_mommy]

Autor.

[freakyfanboy]

Eve!! You're...you're back!

[first_mommy]

Just for today, I'm afraid. I do hope you've been well?

[freakyfanboy]

Oh....well, it's good to see you, even if it's only for today. I've been good, for the most part. What about you?

[mouself]

There are rules now?

[freakyfanboy]

Considering the conduct of some the last time this happened, yes.

[mouself]

Poor Autor. He ought not to be troubled so. He ought to be given love and tea and... um... AutorxPike fics intelligent reading material!

[freakyfanboy]

I'm...I'm not troubled! Although the tea and reading material sounds pleasant.

[serika_san]

...I still stand by what I told my friend.

You and Pique having hate sex would be HOT.

[freakyfanboy]

Me and Pique having--WHAT?! I...I barely KNOW her, what makes you think I'd--?! and I don't hate her, either!!

[coppelia_waltz]

[freakyfanboy]

!!!!!!

PIQUE! I--I--I'm not supporting this at all! This wasn't my idea, I swear!