Research Paper #162

[freakyfanboy]

............Let's establish some rules, shall we? I don't wish to have a repeat of last time.

(1) I will not be giving out the measurements of any of my body parts. No, particularly not THAT one.

(2) I won't show it to you, either.

(3) I do not wish to lose my virginity to a total stranger.

(4) If you touch me without permission, I will be

Comments

[mouself]

There are rules now?

[freakyfanboy]

Considering the conduct of some the last time this happened, yes.

[mouself]

Poor Autor. He ought not to be troubled so. He ought to be given love and tea and... um... AutorxPike fics intelligent reading material!

[freakyfanboy]

I'm...I'm not troubled! Although the tea and reading material sounds pleasant.

[mouself]

You've lived in a world that you knew was a story for the past--what?--seventeen years of your life? That counts as troubled.

What kinda tea?

[freakyfanboy]

That wasn't bad! It was fascinating!

Darjeeling mixed with Assam.

[mouself]

Fascinatingly traumatizing.

... Of course. Old habits and all that....

Oh, and here's your reading material. Teehee. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[freakyfanboy]

I don't think it was traumatizing.

Eh?

...Ah!! Alice! That's one of my favorite books!