eating honey, cause I hate bees

[freakinmoshome]

I've been so lucky as to find a place at school that wantonly leaves out packets of honey as condiments for breakfast items. What this means is that I now have a free supply of honey to steal and toss into hot teas, onto bagels, or just to drink from the packet like a large, hairy humming bird. Honey in beard sounds like a sticky situation

Comments

[mental_cancer]

i just totally LOL'ed

<3
BE

[suck3rpunch]

just so you know you're not alone on the bees, i agree.

also a proud internet lurk/creep. deal with it.

[ifearyoursmell]

Like I've come to realize about my beard: It's not the kill, it's the hunt.

Mine is being shaved friday, only to make a vigorous return in three weeks.

Also, insects, while fascinating, are basically little robots that merely entertain higher organisms. And by entertain, I mean I like beetle pr0n.

im trying to think of a funny way of saying

[raisemyfist]

your so weird. I say that in a loving way.

Re: im trying to think of a funny way of saying

[raisemyfist]

YOU'RE!!!