23rd Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from drones]

Awright, chucklenuts, pay attention! Tha Major Gen'ral has put me in charge 'a whippin' tha kids in town inta lean, mean, fightin' machines. So if yer interested in learnin' how ta bust heads, shoot a gun an' all that kinda fun stuff, then come see me at 1451 Mitchell. I'll see what ya can do then we'll make a work out

Comments

[unless_itsafarm]

-All you hear on this end is hilaity-induced laughter.-

[freakinblur]

Yeah, yuck it up, helmet head! I don't see you carryin' yer weight 'round here!

[unless_itsafarm]

I don't take orders from women, first of all, and second of all, you don't know the FIRST THING about training men into WARRIORS!

[freakinblur]

Dunno, we been doin' a pretty good job of it so far!

[BLU team already did a weekend camping trip awhile ago. Half the kids in town had BB rifles and hunting knives.]

[punkassed]

... What's your name?

[freakinblur]

Who's askin'?

[punkassed]

Is it Scout?

[freakinblur]

Yeah. Now who's askin'?

ATTICUS NEEDS TO BE A SNIPER TRAINED.

[foureyed_lawyer]

Are you a soldier, or simply a gun loving sort of man?

AGREED x1000

[freakinblur]

Mercenary, actually.

[foureyed_lawyer]

I see. I wouldn't mind having a few lessons--I was a decent shot in my town [Pfffft, MODESTY.], and if it means the safety of myself and the others I may be willing to polish my abilities.

Though I'd rather not have to use them.

[freakinblur]

Hey, we could use all tha help we can get, right? What kinda gun ya usually use?

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Guess who is already at your door within five minutes. Making the same exact face as the icon.]

[freakinblur]

Raz, my man! Good ta finally see someone show up. Ready ta get movin'?

[ra_ra_razputin]

Yeah! What are we gonna do first? Learn how to make pipe bombs and stuff?

[relaxiamadoctor]

You shouldn't be trying to kill anyone~ We should be finding ways to overcome death~

[freakinblur]

I ain't tryin' ta kill anyone 'cept those who killed us. If those hazmat guys who were in Westport show up here, 'r any other crazy shit like that, people 'round here ouughta know how ta protect themselves.

[relaxiamadoctor]

Well, if anyone needs medical attention, or if these "hazmat" people show up, please let me know.