23rd Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from drones]

Awright, chucklenuts, pay attention! Tha Major Gen'ral has put me in charge 'a whippin' tha kids in town inta lean, mean, fightin' machines. So if yer interested in learnin' how ta bust heads, shoot a gun an' all that kinda fun stuff, then come see me at 1451 Mitchell. I'll see what ya can do then we'll make a work out

Comments

[followyouthere]

I think she's just been droned, like Nadia was. S'not anyone's fault...

And I'll be there, definitely.

[freakinblur]

Yeah, but she was like, makin' some kinda declaration over the phone about Japan an' got droned WHILE she was still talkin'!

[couldbeeeepthem]

She has been droned.

Unless you're speaking of the declaration she was making beforehand.

[freakinblur]

Both. They might be related since she got droned while still on tha phone.

[couldbeeeepthem]

From what I could piece together, I have an unconfirmed theory.

Taiwan was in love with Japan, and Japan went out with her. Then, Vietnam, Taiwan's sister, and Japan got drunk one night. As they ere drunk, they got married. Japan felt he needed to take responsibility, first by telling everyone they were married - but not why or how - and then trying to kill himself. Taiwan believed that Japan had been using her, and that he and Vietnam secretly hated her and did this behind her back. Taiwan was trying to become an independent country in the declaration, I believe, no longer relying on Japan.

[freakinblur]

Wait, Japan tried ta kill himself?! Holy shit. 'S he alright?

...Man, these nation guys are complicated. What the hell.

[freakinblur]

What?

[freakinblur]

[Subtly, what is that] Hey, I'm just tryin' ta help get this town in gear. I know a lotta people wanna learn, so what's wrong wit' that? It ain't like I'm gonna teach the little kids how ta fire a gun. An' it ain't like this is the first time we did somethin' like this. Sniper had a campin' trip a few weeks back where he pretty much did tha same thing.

[best_papa_ever]

Ahaha, what a chipper fella you are! Have any experience with throwing knives? I've been thinking that a few people should try a little knife combat, in case something happens at close range. Which... seems to happen fairly often.

[freakinblur]

Knives ain't really my thing, but it ain't a bad idea. His 'bout this - I see what the kids ' r interested in, an' what they're good at. If knives look like a good fit for 'em, I'll send 'em yer way. Interested in teachin' at all?

[best_papa_evar]

I don't mind giving a few lessons! I'm not nearly as busy as I was back home. One of the perks of this fantastic town.

[BUUUURNING SARCASM.]

[freakinblur]

[Sfazfs so sick of these attitudes!]

Look pally, it ain't like the is exactly tha kinda thing I wanna do wit' my spare time! But I ain't a lazy fuck like tha rest 'a tha town. I'M workin' ta make sure the rest 'a tha town can carry their weight too. Ya got a friggin' problem with that?!

[clockwrkangel]

I'm already getting good with the rifle I got for my birthday! [Or at least she's not given up on practising with it yet, but for Becca that's something!]

[freakinblur]

Awesome! Keep up tha good work. Ya should prob'ly stick ta gettin' pointers from Sniper fer that though.

[clockwrkangel]

[Yeah but she can get praise from you now, so~]

Yeah, he's been showing me loads. I'm gonna start shooting everybody's milk deliveries... I'm a good enough shot to do it, too. [C'mon, be impressed~ Or call her for being the attention whore she is. Y'know.]

[freakinblur]

Ha, not a bad idea, kid. Well, I could show ya how ta use a pistol, 'r just start with a regular work out if ya want.