58th Inning

Dec 04, 2011 12:19

A mysterious man dressed in blue stands upon a streetlamp, perched with a mighty pose, a striking image of inspiration! Mayfield can rest safely, knowing their streets are being patrolled by... BONK BOY!

Wait, no. Bonk MAN. Though that doesn't exactly have a good ring to it. Whatever. We'll work on the name later.

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always full of good ideas, regains ahoy, there goes the neighborhood, bonk!, cpt immaturity strikes again

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In the Park heartstar_blues December 5 2011, 21:10:11 UTC
[The Captain comes along and sees Doc Scout Bonk Man playing around with some kids.

Coming over to see what all the co motion and talk about super heroes is about.]

Hey Doc, what's happening?

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freakinblur December 5 2011, 21:38:56 UTC
"Doc"? Who's this "Doc"? ya obviously got me confused fer someone else, pally! I'm Bonk Man! [He holds the bat out so Cap can see the logo.]

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heartstar_blues December 9 2011, 02:56:22 UTC
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Doc, that's almost worse than my super hero name.

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freakinblur December 9 2011, 19:03:04 UTC
Bonk Man's brought to ya by Bonk! cola. Fulla delicious isotopes 'n' sugar fer today's guy on tha go.

Also, it's because I can do this.

[Scout takes a baseball from his bag, and looks out across it. He spots a drone walking by. Or at least, he hopes it is. He points, tosses the ball up, and smashes it all the way across the field to hit the drone right on the skull.]

Bonk! I never miss.

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surf_n_makai December 6 2011, 00:00:39 UTC
[Kono's walking home, minding her own business, when she passes by some guy with a bat and a cape.

She stops and does a double-take. What?

By turning around, a drone is about to bump into her, harmless really, a situation that would just require a small excuse me, sorry. Right now Kono's not paying attention to much else besides this guy.]

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freakinblur December 6 2011, 13:50:21 UTC
[Before that can even happen, Scout zips up, and grabs Kono by the shoulders so she swings around and misses the drone, but is still on her feet. Then, Scout is standing there posing with his bat over his shoulder.]

Another dangerous collision avoided, thanks ta Bonk Man.

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surf_n_makai December 7 2011, 00:22:06 UTC
[Kono stares at him for a minute, then-]

Ok, what is wrong with you?

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freakinblur December 7 2011, 14:48:39 UTC
Wrong? Nothin' is wrong. Couldn't be less wrong.

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