58th Inning

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A mysterious man dressed in blue stands upon a streetlamp, perched with a mighty pose, a striking image of inspiration! Mayfield can rest safely, knowing their streets are being patrolled by... BONK BOY!

Wait, no. Bonk MAN. Though that doesn't exactly have a good ring to it. Whatever. We'll work on the name later.

The very obvious unknown

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Oh WHAT IS THIS, a superhero BARGAIN SALE?!

[Peter is rubbing his eyes in aggravation as he watches a loon in a cape gallivant across the local park, confusing a few children.]

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[Peter scampers back comically, scrabbling backwards like a retreating crab.]

N-noooOOOooOO! The only thing worse than this onslaught of frightening faces is my terrible bowl-cut hairstyle! Or my unflattering green jumpsuit!

[Okay, full on Ock parody now.]

I must away! This is too much!

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[the kids laugh as Peter scampers backwards. Scout stands straight and tall now.]

Good work, guys!

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[Peter hefts himself up, leaning heavily on a park bench for support, and shakes his fist bitterly at the children and Scout.]

This is NOT over, Bonk Man!! YOUuuUUUU can't escape MEEE!! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENNDS OF THE EARRRTHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[He coughs a little after that last little outburst...]

Oh God, my throat.

[...then straightens up and runs off around the corner and out of sight.]

And it sounds exactly like this...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMk-HPBF6Mw

That is beautiful

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[The kids cheer and laugh as Scout high fives them.] Way ta go, guys!

Re: That is beautiful

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[Peter smiles from around the corner. It's nice, sometimes, to spread a little Christmas cheer. Or regular cheer, even. This place doesn't have much of it to spare.]