Needs moar procrastination.

Jun 21, 2010 15:39

So, my sister and cousin came to visit, and then they left. More on that later. For now: stolen from Arisha, Provider of All Memes. ^^

Pick twenty movies/anime/video games/literary works and put their summaries from Better Than it Sounds, and have your friends guess WITHOUT CHEATING.

1. Mildly autistic shut-in matches wits with resurrected peer while attempting to sabotage best friend's engagement.


2. A fairy godmother decides to play matchmaker. She must be stopped.
3. A Badass Bookworm Englishman kills a lot of Frenchmen, can't get any Plunder, marries a wife he doesn't like and another he does like, and broods a lot.
4. A teenage girl is drafted into her grandfather's job, which conflicts with her efforts to save a handsome young man from his new guitar.
5. A father walks out on his ugly kid, and is surprised when the kid doesn't like it. Father then abandons promise to try getting kid a girlfriend, and is surprised again when kid doesn't like it.
6. A poor defenseless rabbit is persecuted by a cat. A dog fails to interfere most of the time.
7. A pretty boy falls in love with his ninety-year-old housekeeper.
8. A boy's new job nearly brings about disaster after he saves the life of a princess.
9. Old man moves to England and leeches off young women while he's there. Eventually, their friends hunt him down and kill him with knives.
10. Laser tag is Serious Business, Real Time Strategy games even more so.
11. A man beats himself up. Lots of people think this is a good idea.
12. Midget destroys stolen property.
13. An ill, post-menopausal woman buys flowers, receives a visitor, worries that her daughter may be bisexual like she is and hosts a dinner party. Meanwhile a shell-shocked war veteran commits suicide.
14. A Scotsman helps a young woman he meets on the street, and ceases to exist. He spends the rest of the book following the girl he helped around London.
15. A Genki Girl abducts, physically abuses and sexually assaults a group of random strangers who can't resist because doing so would bring about The End Of The World As We Know It.
16. Old man trying to cope with his wife's death kills their mutual childhood hero and steals his pets and vehicle.
17. In a story praised for its uncompromising realism, vicious talking rabbits, some of whom have psychic powers, wage brutal warfare on an island.
18. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she runs into and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
19. A teenage boy goes to a fair. Apocalypse ensues.
20. Building supplies drop from the sky, and you must use them to erase any sign of your hard work to build the Kremlin. Failure Is The Only Option.

Edit: Ahahah, removed those answers, whoops. *memefail*

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