When did Washington turn into such a strumpet? I'm gonna have to start calling him Roxanne.

Tex, South, I'm at your beck and call. As always.

Does anyone remember how to start a fire? We'll probably have to boil the water here before we drink it unless we want to catch ebola or something. And, I mean, freelancers, I would totally hold all your heads while you puked up your own disintegrating organs, but it would be fantastic if we didn't have to get to that point.

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Okay. When I said I wanted some kind of tropical vacation, this was not what I had in mind. At all. And it's seriously not funny, so if someone could point me toward the way out, it'd be much appreciated.

South?

Anyone?

...Bueller?