So, I figure it's time for a cheesy update about my motorcycle gear, since I will be riding legally, soon [I have paid off two of my four tickets in the span of one week]. . . and what better way to illustrate something cheesily than to create a picture in Paint? So, here's my gear, and how much I paid. Be jealous.
The department of labor ruled in my favor, stating "Absence due to illness is not misconduct. Claimant was discharged but not for misconduct connected with work."