But Frank wasn’t intimidated at all ( Read more... )

Frank gave out a surprised bleat.  Meme gasped.  The Secret Agent smiled.  "You do want to change back, don't you ( Read more... )

Awhile ago, LJ staff made me a maintainer on this community so that I could keep the tags in order.  However, real life has gotten busy, and I no longer have time to keep up with some of the lighter communities like this one.  It doesn't take a lot of time, but sometimes even a few minutes is too much.  Would anyone else be willing to take on the ( Read more... )

"The Royal Geisha?" Meme panicked. "But that means I'd have to..." Hearing her own words coming out in Frank's voice, she cried out in distress - and found that Frank's shrill bleat sounded even more annoying from inside his head.

"No," Frank said, biting her lips. "It means I have to pretend I'm the Royal Geisha ( Read more... )

"All right, Meme, all we'll have to do is dress you up -- "

Meme bleated indignantly. Considering whose shell of a body she was in, it was odd to hear her cry in Frank's voice.

"Me?" she said with one leg raised. "It'd be more appropriate if you dressed for the part ( Read more... )

Silence.

More silence.

Finally, Meme broke the silence with her piteous bleat, except it wasn't really her voice, but Frank's. "What royal geisha?"

At the same time, Frank understood one thing. He stamped his hooves, oh it felt strange to be using new limbs! , and protested, "There's no way that I'm going to dress up as a --"

The Agent cut in with ( Read more... )

"The royal goat-sha?" Meme gasped. "But that's impossible! A myth! We'll never find her in time ( Read more... )

Congratulations to madetothwart, whose entry -- Memoirs of a Goat-sha -- was voted the next official chapter in the Frank and Meme saga. You may now start posting entries for the next contest in frankandmeme. The winning author will be awarded 500 LJ Tokens. On behalf of our quarreling darlings, we thank you for keeping the drama alive!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your patience and continued adoration of Frank & Meme! We've got a formidable collection of fiction to peruse this time around. Enjoy these colorful works and vote for your favorite! The next official chapter of the saga will be selected on Monday, July 18th. Good luck!

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"Um," Frank said, "thank you very much for your thoughts, but we don't have any money for you and we really have to be going now ( Read more... )