I've lost... I've lost... I can't find the gallery--It was here, I left it right HERE... maybe? Because sometimes there's the chance that I didn't ...

You're supposed to pay attention to landmarks and road signs but there aren't any here, just floors and floors and floors and floors and that elevator, when all you're really doing is playing Snake ( Read more... )

[the camera is on but it is immediately noticeable that it's been positioned low and toward the keyboard. after a good few seconds, the fairy shows her face, directly from above the camera she is perched on. she appears curious before disappearing only to zip back into the picture, a trail of what seem like glitter behind her ( Read more... )

EXCUSE ME.

I HAVE COME TO A RATHER GRAVE REALISATION. IT SEEMS THAT NONE OF THOSE RESIDING HERE HAVE THE CORRESPONDING HOURGLASSES.

THAT IS NOT TO SAY YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF TIME. I DO NOT MEAN TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU ARE ALL ABOUT TO DIE.

HOWEVER...

YOU HAVE NO TIME.

How do you do?
Would you like to shake hands
With Thing One and Thing Two?

[OOC: Cronus has left some personal favorites for you. They are wreaking the apartments, the halls, toilet-papering bedrooms and living rooms, tangling kites in lamps, casting sheets out the windows, breaking lamps, laughing, giggling, and running--and doing so fast. ( Read more... )

The lack of trees here has made me realize something important.

One. This isn't a forest.

Two. I have no idea where I am.

Three. I can do whatever I want. Not that the option didn't exist before.

Four. Fireworks. I've seen them and I want them. Where can I get them? Lots of them.

Thanks so much, dearlings.

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Features are difficult to make out due to the fuzziness of the camera and the partial darkness of the screen. Crackling and spitting is heard in the background, and the screen seems to get darker and darker like there's something dirty on the camera lens. There is a flash across the screen--vaguely--someone creeping about back and forth, ( Read more... )

It's like that little pot of paint-water that goes all brown or sometimes grey when you clean the brush. Swirl the brush around and it all mixes up. That's what this is like. Did you ever try painting with that? Smmmmudge. Crinkly paper.

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I didn't know you could stop being a god.

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[ Very loud purring can be heard. ]

Curiouser and curiouser...I don't believe I've ever seen a place quite like this one before. It's quite loud here, but I daresay I've never seen a prettier room.

I would very much appreciate it if someone could please tell me what to call this place. Or if you've perhaps happened across a rabbit in a gentleman's coat?