For some odd reason, I thought it would be interesting to type my first name, Alpheus, into Wikipedia's search box. What it came back with shocked the hell outta me! Apparently, my name isn't really just Biblical (I mentioned before my name came from a variation of the Bible called "The Children's Bible" and it could also be found in the Bible with an added "a" in Matthew 10:3). It's also Greek, and it has a place in Greek Mythology! But that's not the thing that shocked me. The thing that shocked me was...well,
read it for yourself, mainly the first bit.
I swear, the things I find out.