Comcast channel 560 makes me laugh. It's THE channel for late-night soft-core smut, and the funniest are the sex spoofs of popular movies...  Cleavagefield, The Devil Wears Nada, Lord of the G-Strings.  HA!

I'm pleasantly fuzzy and watching Rocky Horror Picture Show and I JUST noticed that Dr. Frankenfurter's first outfit is a corset worn backwards... that just tickles me! Must watch old favorites while drunk more often, I notice all kinds of new things! :D

Favorite quote of the day, courtesy of a drag queen: "I have a sailor's mouth.... they say you are what you eat."

Quote of the day: "I don't think she bows at the altar of the lesbyterian church."  HA!

from Denis Leary's FB page:
"Archaeoligists uncover world's oldest shoe. 5500 years old.They believe Kim Catrall threw it away because she couldn't find a bag to match."

Last night I dreamt I was pregnant... huge pregnant. I woke up wanting to slam down shots to replace that dream haze with alcohol fumes.

(funny postscript: when I put this on FB, some of my girlfriends commented that they had the same unnerving dream, to which my friend Ben replied "everyone dreams of summer being pregnant, apparently." xD )

The text thread that took place after we left the house party of dirty stinking hippies this evening:

Me: Ugh, just came from a party consisting of 95% stoners. I consider myself kinda hippie but DAYMN there is a limit!!
Ryan: Could be worse. They could have insisted you play hackie sack.
Me: We drew the line when they announced the 2 hr. scavenger ( Read more... )

Nic Cage = (officially!) bat-shit crazy
Nicolas Cage Only Eats What??

I replied to my friend's FB status, and one of her girlfriends replied to me:
"Summer, I don't know you, but your name sounds very pornstar-y. Well not even pornstar-y but like a high-rent nudie mag ladies name."

Call me weird, but I like comments like that. I've been told before that my name rolls off the tongue well.... once had a comic book store ( Read more... )

"If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans" ... HAAA! I like his comment: direct, to the point, and putting humans in their place by reminding them they aren't hot shit in terms of the universe :D
Aliens may exist but contact would hurt humans: Hawking