"Pour him a glass of meat, Stimpy!"

[fox_spirit]

a haiku for J, my lifelong bartender:

I love my husband
He puts A-1 in my drink 
when I am meat-crazed

We are trying to eat better and lose weight, but dammit it's hard eating just a big-ass bowl of salad for dinner. It leaves me with little energy and worse, it inspires a frightening craving for MEAT. When we treated ourselves to filets last night, I

Comments

[djinrain]

heh, you can have my share of the cow, I am not too fond of it. But seriously, salad without at LEAST some bacon on it really isn't worth eating.

[fox_spirit]

Seriously!! Some bacon, some chicken, some crumbled cheese... we have those yummy toppings, but for the sake of eating "well" we're trying to choke down plain salad.

[djinrain]

*blink*blink*
plain...
salad...
?

[fox_spirit]

Lettuce and spinach, very minimal dressing if any...
This is from the person who almost had a shirt reading "FUCK SALAD" made for her. *sigh* what happened?