Hi everyone, this is a long entry because I haven't said anything in a good long time ( Read more... )

Whee for hospitals. Also, sick as a dog right now. I nearly threw up on Carolyn last night.

Dear friends:

FUCKING LJ CUT YOUR YOUTUBE MOVIES THX FUCK YOU

I am eating the best chicken club sandwich in the world right now. How come it is the best? HOW COME?! Because two animals had to die for me to eat it, haaaa ha ha ha ( Read more... )

Carolyn has the most amazing pillow talk. Example: "You know how I know you're gay? You taste like dick!" Anyways, she wants to buy some midget porn that I found in the store and Jose was asking me about the times I tried anal sex. My hours are being cut back this week and nobody will tell me why. The manager from another store is trying to ( Read more... )

"Sources say the fake pope can be distinguished from the real one by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul language."

Stroke 29 is the bullshit of bullshit.

The regional manager was asking the staff if I'm seeing anyone apparently. When they said I was, she asked if it was serious. I can't stand the regional manager. I wish I didn't know this, this will make my interview in october quite uncomfortable now. I guess I'm attractive; I wouldn't know ( Read more... )

Yeah, did you guys read that comment in my last post about Carolyn looking forwards to her wake-up kiss? She screamed in my face and nearly slapped me instead. It was gnarly.

My stuff is in storage. I have keys to new apartment.

Dear Applebees: Suck a dick. No love, Niq ( Read more... )