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Carolyn has the most amazing pillow talk. Example: "You know how I know you're gay? You taste like dick!" Anyways, she wants to buy some midget porn that I found in the store and Jose was asking me about the times I tried anal sex. My hours are being cut back this week and nobody will tell me why. The manager from another store is trying to get a hold of me and I think that means I'm being temporarily moved out downtown again. I don't like this.
I've been officially promoted to assistant manager from cashier. Not only that, the manager is leaving the store for a few days and I'll be in charge while she's gone. Fuckin' sweet. I'm gonna run everyone's ass into the ground!!!
I'm buying a cell phone today and hopefully moving my crap into my apartment, which I have paid for the rent already and have not been in for more than 3 hours since I 'moved in.' Also I am buying Carolyn a present because she deserves one for putting up with my shit, and I am getting myself something since tonight I'll be working my 10th straight shift without a day off. 10 days of porn-selling is harder than it sounds, folks. I get monday and tuesday off, and so does Carolyn...gosh wow, could we actually have enough time to *gasp* go out?! And get a dinner and a movie?! LIKE A REAL DATE YOU MEAN!!
Remember what Mooj said, people. I remembered, and I said to Jose that life is NOT about the butthole pleasures at all. By the way, my verdict on anal sex is that it is weird though not entirely unpleasant. Just odd and a little disturbing.
I've been officially promoted to assistant manager from cashier. Not only that, the manager is leaving the store for a few days and I'll be in charge while she's gone. Fuckin' sweet. I'm gonna run everyone's ass into the ground!!!
I'm buying a cell phone today and hopefully moving my crap into my apartment, which I have paid for the rent already and have not been in for more than 3 hours since I 'moved in.' Also I am buying Carolyn a present because she deserves one for putting up with my shit, and I am getting myself something since tonight I'll be working my 10th straight shift without a day off. 10 days of porn-selling is harder than it sounds, folks. I get monday and tuesday off, and so does Carolyn...gosh wow, could we actually have enough time to *gasp* go out?! And get a dinner and a movie?! LIKE A REAL DATE YOU MEAN!!
Remember what Mooj said, people. I remembered, and I said to Jose that life is NOT about the butthole pleasures at all. By the way, my verdict on anal sex is that it is weird though not entirely unpleasant. Just odd and a little disturbing.