Five Things

[fox1013]

(1) SURVIVOR HOW ARE YOU SO GRATE. Like- okay, the people playing the game, yes, but frankly, I would watch an entire show of Jeff reading from the phone book. MISTER PROBST I LOVE YOUR STUPID FACE.

Also,

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[barnacling]

I am loving Survivor this season. Did you see Probst's face when Shannon opened his stupid fat mouth?

[fox1013]

I LOVE HIS REACTIONS.

The great thing is watching thinking that he's thinking "I have dealt with some REALLY FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE in my 21 seasons on this show, and you, my friend? YOU ARE REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING STUPID." And then he's like "In 21 seasons, no one has ever done something like...that. You dumbfuck." (Some of that may have been implied.)

HE IS THE BEST.

[rorylie]

SHARKTOPUS! I DO NOT BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE YOU COULD BE TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. IT IS A SHARKTOPUS!

Also I'm strangely invested in Jimmy Johnson sticking around...

[fox1013]

IT HAS TWO MOUTHS, ONE SHARK AND ONE OCTOPUS. WHAT COULD BE BETTER???

I am too. I can't even explain it. I had no idea who he was til Survivor, and now I CARE.

[rorylie]

I believe it may be the greatest achievement in cinematic history.

I don't think I'm being too bold in saying that.

Well, I knew he was and was weirdly fascinated by the idea of someone super famous being on the show, but now I'm like...invested and I have feelings and stuff. DON'T LEAVE ANY TIME SOON JIMMY!

UNLESS IT'S TO STAR IN SHARKTOPUS TWO, THEN I WILL UNDERSTAND!

[fox1013]

If anything, I believe you are understating your case.

THE IDEA OF A SHARKTOPUS 2 BRINGS ME RIDIC AMOUNTS OF JOY OMG.

[spicedrum]

I FELL ASLEEP DURING WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND DIDN'T GET TO SEE SURVIVOR BOOOOOOOOOO!

However, CBS is apparently super awesome because the ep is already available via their website.

[fox1013]

THAT IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL :(

Although yeah, CBS is FANTASTIC about getting their shows online. It is one of the reasons I heart them so much! :D

[furies]

I AM LOVING THIS SEASON, AMY. I CAN'T EVEN.

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO DAMN INSANE! IT KILLS ME.

(also, not picking the tarp is going to bite their ass. and i bet someone loses the spear - because they didn't put it back where rupert keeps it!!)

dude, JIMMY JOHNSON. you don't understand. i hate his guts. he coached the damn cowboys! i hate that team more than any other football team EVER. but i want him to stay around SOOOO badly. i love saying, "GO, JIMMY JOHNSON!" "GET MUDDY, JIMMY JOHNSON!" also, he's so clearly a fan of the show, whereas the young team is full of idiots who have never seen the show it seems. (kelly purple?! FOR REALS?) and then i saw him doing commentary at the end of the cowboys game last weekend and i was like, JIMMMMMMMMYYYY! HIIIIII!

finally: EVIL RUSSELL DID NOT PLAY THE WORST SOCIAL GAME! NOT EVEN CLOSE! ::cracks up::

i am hoping for a repeat ulong experience for la flor with their stupid dance moves into challenges . . .

[spicedrum]

I want Jimmy to succeed despite the creepass Extenze commercials that are all over late night television.

[fox1013]

OMG, when they opted not to take the tarp I wanted to SLAP THAT ENTIRE TRIBE. Especially when they had just gotten A WHOLE THING OF FOOD and then dumped it- it's not like they don't know it's possible to acquire food! UGH OLD PEOPLE YOU ARE LETTING ME DOWN.

Also ♥

[spicedrum]

I WATCHED IT AND IT IS SO AWESOME! THAT TRIBE IMPLODED AND EXPLODED AT THE SAME TIME! KABOOOM!

[fox1013]

IT WAS KIND OF AMAZING. ALSO, IL JEFF PROBST'S "BITCH PLEASE" FACE, AND HE GOT TO MAKE IT A LOT THIS WEEK.