how not to get your purse stolen-ish

[fourwordsapart]

do not drive to north tulsa and hop out of the car when you see kitties in the road, especially in front of the skeeviest house in the neighborhood. especially do not hop out with your purse in tow, and BY NO MEANS should you somehow manage to leave your purse in the yard of the creepy guy who's house is inhabited by 6 shabby cats

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[warnthepenguins]

why why why did you leave your purse in the yard

[fourwordsapart]

absentminded accident, didn't really realize i had it