how not to get your purse stolen-ish
do not drive to north tulsa and hop out of the car when you see kitties in the road, especially in front of the skeeviest house in the neighborhood. especially do not hop out with your purse in tow, and BY NO MEANS should you somehow manage to leave your purse in the yard of the creepy guy who's house is inhabited by 6 shabby cats.
because, when you go back, they will be suspiciously friendly and have no idea about your purse. when you call the number they give you, no one will answer, and when you return to the house no one will be there, even though they said they would be.
i'm out $150 (50 cash and an already-endorsed check for 100), keys for my car and my storage unit, my driver's license, my school ID, my debit card, my credit card, my checkbook, my notebook for work, and various sundry items. god damn it.
because, when you go back, they will be suspiciously friendly and have no idea about your purse. when you call the number they give you, no one will answer, and when you return to the house no one will be there, even though they said they would be.
i'm out $150 (50 cash and an already-endorsed check for 100), keys for my car and my storage unit, my driver's license, my school ID, my debit card, my credit card, my checkbook, my notebook for work, and various sundry items. god damn it.