th-thats s-seven promotional duels l-lost now. I d-don't want to be s-stuck in r-red forever. why am i s-such a l-loser.

Ah... D.D. Assailant... It's been so long since this dude has felt this way about a babe in a form fitting suit from another dimension.

... am I an oppressed m-m-minority n-now?

i-i-is it r-r-really m-m-my f-fault for n-n-n-not h-having a "f-f-festivus" pole? I-i've n-never heard of i-it before.

That vacation in the Frozen World was fantastic. Major Props. Best snowboarding the twenty six worlds, I totally recommend it.

This place is still totally lame though. At least there aren't any more fascists.

Lame. Fascists totally ruined this scene, I'm booking it.

I am very displeased with recent events and would like to talk to the manager about fixing this mess. This world is supposed to be my private vacation spot and you're letting all 7 of the Monarches in.

... I-i-i-i think I h-h-have a s-s-stalker.

*Has never been punched by Captain Falcon. I leave this up to all of you to correct.*

Dodoodoot~ o/~ ... I d-don't know why I-i-i like w-w-w-wandering aimlessly in s-s-s-secluded forest paths s-s-s-so much.

... S-so Uh, T-today I actually p-pulled a lot of the n-new spirit support from a f-few packs of the n-new booster s-set. I-including t-that I-i-i-izan-n-n-nagi.

B-but now he w-won't leave me alone.

I-is this normal b-b-behavior for people with s-s-s-s-spirits?