Title: Practice may make perfect, but the first time will always suck :P
Author: Fourangers
Genre: Comedy.
Rating: M
Word Count: 5207 words.
Warnings: This fanfic is 100% angst-free and 0% of seriousness. The epic SasuNaru Vs NaruSasu fight is now available in the comfort of your houses, in front of your PCs and corrupting your fangirl minds. Yay!
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I'm betting 80 dollars on Sasuke. >D I mean, that Magenkyou has to be useful for something.
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Truth is, Sasuke is a control freak, so I bet he would be like you told in this fic, while Naruto, even though the rivalry crap, is a free spirit and love to have fun, so I don't think he wouldn't mind being the uke.
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Yep, but surely Naruto will tame Kyuubi just like Killer Bee with Hachibi later huh? So who knows.
Sasuke is a control freak? Where? I mean, not accusing, I'm curious. Even though he's a control freak like you've said, he easily got manipulated by third party's opinion, like Orochimaru and Madara (and Naruto). He clings emotionally towards someone else, whether it's Itachi (now) or Naruto (Team 7 days). Oh, I hate ItaSasu. But again, Naruto clings emotionally towards Sasuke. >_>
....urgh. That's why I prefer not giving a label between those two. For me, there's no uke/seme division, sure, I bet Naruto would probably bottom once in a while, but he'd prefer equality, so Sasuke would have to relinquish. Or something. :P
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And yes, I agree this is probably how it would really go between them. LOL
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Well, unless someone finally have the upper-hand and manage to handcuff another, I guess their sex would be another form of battle everyday....*sigh*
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I died laughing and drooled at the same time...
These boys are going to die virgins at this point!!!
Its a shame for Sasuke, if only he used his finger better he might have gotten Naruto to be more compliant ^_~
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Nah, even if Sasuke manage to prepare better, Naruto would probably start using taijutsu to remove himself the Sauce. Which probably will end up with a destruction in a larger scale. XD
Die virgins...? Well, Sasuke is faster than Naruto, not to mention he has Magenkyou.....Naruto on the other hand is stronger and he could ask Tsunade to make him some aphrodisiac....place your bets! XD
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Oh the destruction of Konoha just because neither wants to let the other top
*rolls eyes*
silly boys
True but.... the aphrodisiac would take longer to make and the Magenkyou doesn't...
Omg I just remembered this one small comic that I found about the fight with Itachi and Kakashi...
Where Itachi will stab Kakashi continually for 72 hours with his "katana" lol oh I wish I could find it to show it to you!
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I imagine that Sasuke would settle it with reverse psychology; "I guess you're just not secure enough in your masculinity to be uke..." "We'll see about that! Bring it on, bastard!"
While Naruto would catch Sasuke out in a drunken game of truth or dare; Sasuke's pride would never enable him to back out XD
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"Shut up and kiss me." Naruto happily obliged at once.
Oh gods that's just hilarious XD
However, they were presented to a serious and critical problem!!!
They were still virgins. Now what to do?
Oh noes! :O
XD I laughed so much, they're both so very stupid hahaha. I needed this after the other one. >.> XD The only sex scene between these two I ever attempted to write had a bit of this feeling as well XD (It turned out terrible though *grimace*) But it was more of extremely-pushy-bottom-Naruto (not uke, because that makes me think of the whole relationship - and he was only 'bottoming' during sex or whatever (even though he did it from the top (I'm talking too much >.>))).
After all, they still had their entire lives to fulfill their expectations right?
That's so cute haha.
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What do you think? They will keep fighting and fighting and fighting till they die aged and wrinkled and virgin for the rest of their lives. *kukukukukuku*
XD I laughed so much, they're both so very stupid hahaha.
They are simply immature, bratty, hormonal, stubborn, arrogant boys that we've always known and love. :P
The only sex scene between these two I ever attempted to write had a bit of this feeling as well XD (It turned out terrible though *grimace*) But it was more of extremely-pushy-bottom-Naruto (not uke, because that makes me think of the whole relationship - and he was only 'bottoming' during sex or whatever (even though he did it from the top (I'm talking too much >.>))).
Ooooooooooooooh...Lemme see it! *iria*
Seme!Naru bottoming is the new black peoplez. >D
That's so cute haha.I had to put something fluffy, because in the end, they are (trying) to have sex because they love each other. SasuNaruSasu also has the capacity to have IC fluffy moments! *hmpf ( ... )
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Absolutely XD Silly boys, they should know that sometimes you have to give something up to get something ;)
Ooooooooooooooh...Lemme see it! *iria*
Seme!Naru bottoming is the new black peoplez. >D
Uuuh. No >.> Seriously, it's awful (I only keep it (hidden in a folder) as a reminder to not try to write sex again XD I mean damn, I can't even write romance! Why did I even try?)
Yes I seriously love pushy-bottom Naruto. *grin* That's how he is in my head...
I had to put something fluffy, because in the end, they are (trying) to have sex because they love each other. SasuNaruSasu also has the capacity to have IC fluffy moments! *hmpf ( ... )
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