Senses: Love
Title: Practice may make perfect, but the first time will always suck :P
Author: Fourangers
Genre: Comedy.
Rating: M
Word Count: 5207 words.
Warnings: This fanfic is 100% angst-free and 0% of seriousness. The epic SasuNaru Vs NaruSasu fight is now available in the comfort of your houses, in front of your PCs and corrupting your fangirl minds. Yay!
Summary: When your resolute mind is able to block the desires of your heart, there’s only one way to relieve the passion. Surround yourself to each primitive sensations. NaruSasuNaru. Last one-shot from Senses series.
Disclaimer: Naruto, their character and their universe do not belong to me
Senses: Love ♥ (if you still didn’t notice the sarcasm, I suggest that you click the return button now)
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Practice may make perfect, but…
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Cobalt eyes squinted in concentration, watching the familiar duck-butt head that he pained so much to finally regain. He attempted to revise all his strategies to get into Sasuke's pants. Naruto shook his head. No, not "get into the bastard's pants"…but to…uh…smoothly attract Sasuke to his lovely bed and do not as lovely activities on the same said bed. Or behind it. Or next to it. As long as they could do it. Personally, Naruto preferred on the kitchen table, but this kink would be reserved for they get more thorough and deep acquainting to each other, as their naked bodies writhed on-Naruto shook again his head in attempt of focus.
Sasuke's return was slow but unavoidable. It took several years to achieve it, some booting villains' asses, some trainings of hell, traumatizing and/or complete turn of events, angst, crying, booting their respective asses, some more crying and the eventual "Let's go back home." To tell the truth, it's kind of impressive being able to summarize the whole epic and long story with some miserable fanfic lines, but Naruto never was a boy to complain too much, Sasuke was back to his side and everything was all right with the world.
They were dating for over a year, much to many of onlookers surprise and amused snorts from their friends (who didn't look surprised at all). In the battle that culminated Sasuke's return, they surely traded many punches, jutsus and whatsoever, but it was only when Naruto delivered his usual passionate speech filled with comprehension and understanding as well as some well-located hook on the stomach, that Sasuke acquiesced. The second process to understand that their feelings were a wee-more-than-friendly-way was trickier to be accomplished, due to their stubborn and abrasive natures.
Naruto always believed that the whole "me Naruto grabs Sasuke back to Konoha cave by the hair" was probably all due to their strong feelings of brotherhood and friendship…right? So it was normal for him to miss Sasuke while the latter was absent. It was also normal for him to worry about Sasuke all the time. Probably was also normal wanting to be the wind of Sasuke's fire. And let's not forget the countless nights when Naruto kept thinking about Sasuke, some dreams he occasionally had, chasing after Sasuke with undying devotion, so, errrrr…normal right?
Right.
It was only an eventual training in the waterfall and some very very tight shirt (never underestimate the magic of wet clothes) when Naruto's traitorous cock went further north. Naruto tried to deny it, tried to will it down or be diplomatic but alas, his libido refused to budge. Sasuke caught Naruto staring at his hardened nipples and Naruto attempted to change the direction of his gaze:
"So huh…nice…ass-bow."
"Shut up and kiss me." Naruto happily obliged at once.
Sasuke, on the other hand, never doubted his attraction towards the dobe, it bothered him since Land of Waves. This fact worsened while he was under Orochimaru's tutelage, homesickness adding with overridden guilt of almost killing Naruto. But all in all, in the end they were together, certainly weren't the most functional couple of Konoha but they had their own unique dynamics.
Initially though, the brunet thought that Sakura and Naruto were an item the moment he stepped inside Konoha. After all, even before his defection, despite her claims of undying love, he suspected that it was all a phase that would pass sooner or later. Sakura was already warming up with Naruto, seeing the blond with different and less condescending eyes. It was all question of time and some reasonable dedication. Therefore, Sasuke couldn't help but to feel mildly surprised that the atmosphere pertaining between them was embarrassing and tense. When he mentioned this subject to his boyfriend, Naruto only shrugged with a guarded beam on his face.
Oh well. As long as it won't bother their own current relationship. Now that Sasuke had Naruto in his possession, he's not going to handle the blond to anyone else. Thus, their dysfunctional, weird, hormonal love life began. Not that it was anything different before.
However, they were presented to a serious and critical problem!!!
They were still virgins. Now what to do?
At reaching almost one year of anniversary, it's a wonder for Naruto that they still hadn't got it on. It's not like they didn't stop the routine of kissing and groping, they simply couldn't go further after that. But why? Suddenly, an image of smiling Kakashi wearing Hokage robes and handling a thick stack of A-class missions sprang on Naruto's mind and he grunted, his mood souring. Blasted slave-driving sensei.
Even though they couldn't consummate the 'ultimate expression of love' (buttsex) that didn't mean that Naruto wasn't interested in it. Just because the kisses were good, doesn't mean that he didn't imagine more on his bed. Just because he imagined more on his bed, doesn't mean that his blasted cock wouldn't get frustrated with the lack of participation in this relationship. And in the end, Naruto was a practical boy, didn't wish to waste his creative dreams, anxious to apply all the interesting positions and situations that his hormones had provided.
But obviously, he didn't know how to approach this subject. A romantic date would sound too weird, both of them hated fancy restaurants and roses may offend Sasuke's masculine pride. (He's still a girly bastard.) Naruto definitely preferred eating dinner on Ichiraku's ramen or at home, Sasuke liked onigiris, so their tastes didn't match. They did agree with Korean barbecue but where's the romantic setting in cooking steak with onions?
He thought on suddenly pinning Sasuke and ravishing him on the nearest smooth surface, however knowing the proud Bastard, he wouldn't let Naruto dominate the kiss. Which probably would lead to fight and consequently ruining the whole idea. Sparring would be good, lots of contact and the training field was far away from idle eyes (Naruto fervently denied the thrill of exhibitionism) however Sasuke insisted training seriously in concern to the upcoming jounin exams.
Therefore, in conclusion, Naruto would woo Sasuke with just words! After all, it did work enough to bring him back to Konoha right? He rehearsed and imagined some basic pick-up lines, ranging from "I bought some interesting things for you…wanna go to my house to test it out?" to "You know, we could use our free time for something other than sparring teme." or "I'm happy to inform that my house is available to use."
Those lines weren't good, but Naruto had poured his time and effort to improve then. He was one determined blond, he was sure he'd be able to deliver the speech that would be powerful enough to make damsels swoon, fangirls sigh romantically and, obviously, convince Sasuke to have sex with him.
Sasuke, on the other hand, didn't waste his time with words. It wasn't his style. Words were unnecessary and dumb. Only someone as idiotic as the usuratonkachi would deliver half-assed, hare-brained, improvised speeches that strangely would make any aimed victim compelled to fall inside his orange gravity well (him included, but he'd never admit it under death threat or torture) Sasuke was a man of action. Above all, he's an efficient and direct person, he's not going to waste energy and time with elaborate and overly-complicated traps. With plans already fully formed inside his mind, he was still undecided though between ropes and handcuffs…He'd probably go for handcuffs.
Naruto licked his lips, still staring at Sasuke's behind and planting devious plans in his mind. Someday, that pale ass was going to be his.
Little did he know, Sasuke was having the same kind line of thought with his ass on the line.
And thus, the battle for who'll be the seme began…
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The first time will always suck. :p
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Naruto's current problem, however, was how to address this issue to Sasuke. They did have a couple of make-out sessions, kisses and groping but everything was done above the belt. Obviously, it's not like Naruto wasn't interested to engage into more err…intimate touching of the interest area. He didn't get laid in his whole quest 'must get Sasuke back!' but that didn't mean that he wasn't a young man swimming in hormones. After all, this must be Sasuke's fault for delaying so much his first fuck, he was too busy to find that pale ass to properly think of screwing it. So the brunet should compensate for making Naruto wait for so long.
Sensing distress coming from his ex-students, Kakashi gave them the week off, allowing Naruto enough time to…plan. He brightened at the sight of Sasuke. (note being able to leer on those lean legs, perfect to encircle his waist while the blond pounded him to oblivion) Naruto immediately tackled Sasuke with a vibrant shout:
"Sasuke!!!!"
The brunet rolled his eyes and grunted slightly at the sound of his name. He just had stocked enough lube by tucking it safely in his pocket, still on the wait for the proper occasion to arise. He didn't like the knowing look that Kakashi gave him as his former teacher declared that they didn't have any mission to accomplish that weekend, as well as conveniently knowing that Naruto was going to Ichiraku for dinner.
He also tried to ignore the bet running inside the mission room, as everyone was trying to guess who'd top in the relationship between Sasuke and Naruto. Sasuke sniffed imperiously. It was obvious that tanned ass was pretty much his owned. Who was the one who pouts and acts like a child? The dobe. Who was the one who dictates this relationship and acts maturely? Him, the superior ninja with superior skills Uchiha Sasuke.
What does anything has to do with anyone? Who knows, at this point it's safe to deduce that both of them has some screw loose. (and this event is most probably going to be a disaster)
"Whacha doing tonight?" Blue eyes glimmered with enthusiasm while at the back of his mind, he was already crafting the whole plan. He won't be called Uzumaki Naruto if he fails to get laid today!
The brunet shrugged. "Free I guess. It's been a while I've eaten outside, so I'd thought on going to Ichiraku." Sasuke prided himself for being a man with principles. As the seme of this relationship, he should pay for dinner of his uke so he could later have his way on Naruto. It's the natural course, after all. He wouldn't be called Uchiha Sasuke if the end of this day doesn't consist with a Naruto writhing under him.
…
Yep. Going to be a disaster.
The dinner/date also proved to be another unusual sight for the poor Konohan citizens. It's not everybody when two grown-up men kept looking for openings so they could freely grope each other. Sasuke tried to wipe out the stray noodle on Naruto's cheek, the blond hastily ate it before opportunity arose. Naruto attempted to sling his arm around Sasuke's shoulder (and travel it southward later) though the Uchiha decided to uncharacteristically raise his arms to stretch widely. People didn't dare to approach less than ten meters from the couple, even though outwardly there was a casual atmosphere between them, it was overly shadowed with their battle-auras fully on maximum mode.
"Hey, Sasuke! My treat!" Naruto grinned wide as he picked up his Gama-chan when the bill arrived.
"No need dobe. I'll pay yours." Sasuke chastely raised his arm in front of Naruto's hand and roamed inside his pocket.
"Oh, but I've just received my payment from this mission!" Naruto insisted.
"Well, but you have to save up money for your rent right? Let me." Sasuke continued.
"Don't worry about it, I'll manage somehow!" Naruto slightly gritted his teeth.
"Dobe, just listen to me and let me handle this."
"It's a fucking bill, not some fucking fight with some fucking Akatsuki or Madara." Naruto grumbled as he swatted the pale arm aside.
"Tch, why are you getting so stubborn about it? I'm being nice and you should simply accept it."
"I already prepared the money, so Teuchi-ossan won't need to give me the change."
"Teuchi-san won't need to give any. The tip is bigger."
"I have coins. It'll be better for him for later use."
"Dobe-" Sasuke snarled.
"Gentlemen…" A third voice interrupted and both turned their heads towards the counter.
Teuchi cleared his throat. "How about we leave this as my treat. After all, you youngsters have been my clients for so long. Fair enough?"
"…oh." They both deflated at the response and tried to school with a nonchalant air.
"So that's it. Have a nice day." Teuchi observed as they scrambled away from his stand. The old man sighed mortified. Luckily he was able to shoo them out before things could get worse. The boys are horribly bad for his business! They grow up so fast…from little monsters with pointy shuriken to…big monsters with deadly jutsus. Teuchi hoped dearly that they won't kill each other.
Unbeknownst to Ichiraku owner's plies, Naruto and Sasuke were strolling back to their houses while their minds were busily planning the next move.
"So that's it. See you tomorrow Naruto." Sasuke muttered as Naruto saw with disbelieving eyes the brunet in front of his door. That was fast!
Now what? Fuck! That bastard should have invited him for a drink. Or maybe offer him to sit around or revise some jutsus. Naruto roamed inside his mind the right course in this step. From the material he previously had studied (chick-flick movies) it was this crucial moment when the couple would finally go to the next level.
A light bulb suddenly appeared on his blond head. A kiss! It's always a kiss that would initiate them to engage more M-rated activities and it granted free pass to the bedroom.
"Sasuke!" Naruto shouted once more, a little bit too loud and too unromantic that made some passerby stare at the situation. Sasuke quirked an eyebrow, relaying the message of 'now what?'
Undeterred, Naruto grabbed his lover's face and smashed their foreheads, mouths and teeth all together in a soundly 'thunk!'
*A brief pause of 5 minutes to make them recompose themselves*
"Awe-u-inshane, u-ibioth?!" Sasuke was first to regain the ability to speak, his teeth still smarting from the encounter.
"Rrrrmrmrmmmm…" Naruto moaned (not in the sexy way), his hand cupping his chin. He was still seeing stars (not caused by orgasm) as his head throbbed (certainly not caused by-you got the idea already).
"Ugh. Can't even kiss decently, you usuratonkachi?" Sasuke frowned few times, trying to focus his vision.
"Shove it Bastard." Naruto grunted.
"Only if it's going to be inside your ass." Sasuke mulled about it, but externally only expressed: "Hn."
Naruto glared, for a good measure, as he evened his breaths out. He saw Sasuke smirking haughtily and further narrowed his eyes. "What?"
Sasuke widened his smirk as he approached himself towards the blond. "Idiot, if you really want to have a proper kiss, you should do this." Naruto would protest Sasuke's decision of offensive as well his arrogant attitude, but when those soft lips attached onto his (finally!) his libido was too satisfied to care.
They quickly entered inside the house, the turn of events occurring in deft speed due to their own enthusiasm being fueled by his hormones. Naruto only had one mission: to shed Sasuke's clothes faster than Sasuke would onto his. This way, he would have the upper-hand and he would have the brunet squirming on his touch in no time! He resist the urge to cackle like a demented witch and concentrated on the task in his hands, unzipping Sasuke's shirt as his palm relished the warm skin (god, and it's smooth. Girly enough?!)
Furniture, that useful objects usually known to use, sit and cook, suddenly became the bane of existence to the ardor of their love. Naruto stumbled on a chair, his knee kicked accidentally a table's leg, though he had to voice his protest when Sasuke shoved him towards the dent of another table. "Ow! That hurt you asshole!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, the dobe was always such a drama queen. He had successfully pinned Naruto to a wall and he was going to exploit this advantage. He wasn't a good strategist for nothing. His mouth quickly attached towards the tanned neck as he threw the orange jacket some few meters away, smirking as he heard a moan. Now that was more likely.
Naruto tried not to shiver at the tongue ministering his neck as it travelled to his collarbone. There's no way in hell he's going to be submitted by the Teme's hands and fall in this trap. He pushed Sasuke forward, ignoring the look of annoyance from his lover by locking their lips once again. They generally went in the direction of Sasuke's bedroom, grunting and stumbling some more in a chair, sofa and some innate objects on the way. Sasuke was going to incinerate all those things once they were done.
Hands blindly found the knob of the door, quickly twisting it to open. At meeting his target, Naruto guided Sasuke forward before shoving (a wee bit too hastily) the brunet on bed, straddling Sasuke's hips afterwards with a wolfish grin. Now that was more likely.
Sasuke glared daggers. "Get off, you're heavy." Naruto immediately recognized the signs of an uke trying to deny his role. He sighed inwardly. Always so stubborn. But no matter. The pricky ass won't complain any further once he falls onto this master of love's hands.
If only he knew where to start. Naruto's eyes roamed uncertainly around the vision of that tantalizing chest, nervousness creeping on his gut. Huh…so maybe he should start with a kiss? He dove slowly, lips touching softly on Sasuke's heart as he peeked beneath his golden eyelashes. His lover inhaled sharply, his expression still stoic though his eyes darkened with lust. Encouraged, he opened his mouth to lick in the same area.
This time, his response was a raise of a dark eyebrow. That was supposed to be sexy? Sasuke snorted. Naruto, on the other hand, slightly bristled at the bastard's nonchalance. They were having sex, not doing some kind of twisted competition of egos! Mouth re-located onto amused lips, tongue darting out, seeking for free passage. When he received compliance, Naruto's hands busied themselves to explore the fair skin splayed for him. Sasuke grunted and shuddered discreetly at certain spots, Naruto memorized those areas for later use, although for now, he was contented on biting and licking his lover's swollen lips.
The initial nervousness finally dissipating, Naruto began planting some random pecks around, descending further to the clamoring prize. Till now, everything was going smoothly inside his plan (except some peripheral details here and there) as Sasuke was writhing underneath him. It was all question of time to bury inside that tight heat.
His eyes stared for a while the bulge locating between Sasuke's legs, still confined by dark pants. Okay…it was necessary but admittedly, Naruto was a little bit grossed out as well as turned on. He used to jerk off with the fantasy of some girl sucking him off but he, doing this job?
…Naruto stared some more. Bah. The bastard better really compensate about this later. A few pumps enclosed that hard flesh made his lover arc slightly off the bed and Naruto removed the rest of the clothes, a cock jutting in the middle of black curls. His mouth dried up a little bit, his fingers wrapping around, azure eyes peeking once again with uncertainty.
Sasuke looked way less composed, his body flushed as he gasped slightly. In response, he opened wide his legs and made an impatient sound on the back of his throat.
Bastard. Naruto felt the cock hardening as he approached his lips on the tip, sucking the turgid head. Much to his satisfaction, a hiss escaped through and Naruto felt giving himself a pat on his head. Both hands grabbed the base so he could locate himself better, his tongue trailing the whole length, Sasuke throwing his head back in response. He opened his mouth and slowly slid inside, Sasuke's side wasn't all that gigantic but it wasn't an easy feat either.
Though like hell he'd ever admit this to his lover. Sasuke's ego was already big enough as it is.
Naruto had to admit that the salty flavor was…not as delicious as Ramen-uh…eh-actually, it wasn't a very pleasant taste at all but well…sacrifices, sacrifices. The musky scent that was assaulting his nostrils was something he could easily get addicted to though. He tried to follow this sensation while he really attempted to ignore his jaw starting to ache for opening his mouth for too long.
He began to salivate as a natural reaction, some already escaping and running down his chin. So gross. Not exactly the sexy blow job he was used to see on porn movies. Sasuke was moaning and gasping under his touch, so he guessed the brunet wouldn't have the heart to complain. Naruto continued on sinking the cock towards his throat, until he distinctively felt the head touching the sensitive tissue at the back of his throat.
He really, really wanted to gag as his stomach made flip-flops, the body giving the automatic reactions in meeting circumstances. Oh god, Naruto was now sure that he wasn't used to shove down something that big on his throat. It didn't help that he felt a dewy drop accumulating on that same sensitive area, Sasuke's pre-cum made Naruto want to swallow, his jaw was now numb and his vision was getting a little bit foggy. Not to mention he wanted to cough. Dunno why. But Naruto knew that coughing would surely ruin the whole 'we're-in-the-middle-of-sex' moment, so it was highly advisable not to fall in this temptation.
And so he did. Coughing very loudly.
Sasuke quirked an eyebrow. Naruto grumbled. "What! I've never done this shit before!"
The brunet smirked. "Am I proving to be too much for you dobe?"
The blond fumed at the smug, smug, smug pair of graphite eyes. It was in his due duty to crumble that arrogant sneer and make the Uchiha return to be a pile of mush. His pride at stake, Naruto grabbed once again the hard cock and sank (as much as he could) down his throat, being gratified with a startled shout.
Once he knew his limitations, he concentrated on nibbling and licking the whole length. His lover returned once again to his uke-task on moaning and gasping, his lips trying to form half-words but only ending up with garbling his name.
"Naruto!" The blond grinned foxily, he could live with those sounds forever in his life. He stabbed the slit with the tip of his tongue as fingers entangled with his blond head.
"Naruto!" He hummed slightly, inhaling sharply the addicting scent once again, sucking off the moist pearling on the tip.
"Naruto-!" Ah…say that again.
"-Naru-TO!" Music to my ears.
"DOBE, remove your fucking hands RIGHT NOW before I fucking KILL YOU!" Sasuke growled dangerously, his fingers trying to yank off the head from his erection.
Naruto blinked surprised from the unusual reaction and glanced down. He had tightly enclosed his fingers around unconsciously, the cock was almost purple from being denied release.
Oh. Whoops.
Sasuke was positively livid as Naruto finally removed his hands away, looking a little bit sheepish.
"You…" The glare upgraded to shoot missiles, the coal color was almost morphing into red ones. Naruto went into defensive mode.
"What! I still sucked you off! You can't complain about that!"
"I am…going to kill you." Hands were moving to strangle the same tanned throat that pleasured him some minutes ago.
"No wait, maybe we could calmly talk about this-" Naruto tried to be diplomatic. "Hey, accidents happen right? No hard feelings!" He was suddenly tackled by a snarling Uchiha and attempted to free from his grasp.
"I'll show you-" Sasuke shook Naruto's head as it collided to the bed. "No-" Blue eyes were spinning drowsily. "Hard-feelings."
"Guh-Heeeelp-murder in mid-sex-bastaaaaaaaaaaard-" Naruto still managed to curse even with constricted air.
Sasuke snorted and resumed in bashing the blond's head on the bed. Naruto acquiesced for some minutes until Bastard's bad mood dissipated so they could move on to the next stage when, all of a sudden, he felt something nearing his ass.
"What was that?" Naruto asked, now very aware that only one hand was encircling his throat.
"What was what?" Sasuke continued his stoicism , hand no longer wrapping around Naruto's throat as he moved to pinch one nipple.
"…that." Naruto hummed in approval, though even his clouded mind could feel something nearing his ass. More exactly…his anus. "What are you doing." Cobalt eyes narrowed in suspicion towards the apparent aloofness of his lover.
Sasuke shrugged as detachedly as he could be. "Nothing out of ordinary dobe."
Nothing out of ordinary your ass! Or more exactly, his own soon-to-be corrupted ass. "What the fuck are you trying to do, teme."
Sasuke sighed, grabbing the lube as he coated his fingers with it. "You'll understand about it soon enough."
Oh, fuck no! "Hey, I gave you head, it's natural that I'm the one who should have your ass afterwards!" Naruto readily protested.
"I don't see any kind of this rule written down the wall, usuratonkachi." The brunet deemed it was already enough to set his own plan on motion. Hell would freeze if he let his Uchiha ass displayed on a silver platter to Naruto.
Naruto squawked when he definitely felt a finger probing around his puckered entrance. "What the hell are you doing!"He asked once again, for a good measure.
"Preparing you." The automatic answer.
"What the fuck! I don't agree with this."
Onyx eyes bored into his sapphire ones with an unreadable expression until, with another tired sigh, Sasuke began to recite mechanically. "Don't worry about it. It may hurt at the start but I guarantee that everything will go alright afterwards."
"Err…" Naruto blinked, confused. "I'm pretty sure I read this speech on ero-sennin's Icha Icha Tactics book…"
Tch. "Just trust me dobe."
"Well, first don't call me dobe you bastard." Naruto was now sure that the asshole lacked seduction skills.
Sasuke sniffed arrogantly, shrugging with one shoulder, Naruto's mood darkening in contrast.
"Get off me Teme."
"It'll feel good." Sasuke promised.
"No fucking hell! Do you realize how strange it is a finger on my ass?!"
The brunet shrugged once more. "You'll get used to it."
Used to it?! Didn't the jerk realize what the hell was happening?! It was a FINGER in his ass! A finger in his ASS! The oddity of this sensation was creepy not to mention that who knows where that finger had traveled around before desecrating his rear end. Naruto realized that it was the moment to call for urgent decisions. He kicked, without any shadow of mercy, right on Sasuke's stomach, satisfied in seeing his lover falling off the bed noisily.
"You kicked me!" Sasuke accused between attempts of recovering breaths.
Naruto shrugged in the same nonchalant fashion his lover expressed seconds before. "We're ninjas, get used to the unexpected." His eyes quickly narrowed sharply. "Now gimme your lube."
"My lube? Are you crazy?" Sasuke smirked. "Just submit to me." He quickly grabbed both tanned wrists and pinned them down the bed.
"No way you asshole! Fuck you!"
"Ah, I'm fucking you." He briefly nodded his dark hair.
"Screw you!" Naruto tried to straighten himself though Sasuke was still more efficient on keeping him immobilized. The blond snarled.
Lubing his finger once again, Sasuke thought it was ready to go on plan B and aligned their erections together, grinding rhythmically, a loud moan spilling down Naruto's throat.
"See? Just obey me idiot." Sasuke murmured, nibbling the bottom lip and lapping it with quick swaps, a second finger joining the first one and opening wider the passage.
Naruto felt his eye twitch in irritation. Some side of his (more exactly his libido) thought that maybe he should submit to this but another large section of his brain (namely ego) thought that this bastard would have much better position if it was their tasks swapped.
"Don't. Even. Try it." He managed to free his wrists and was concentrating his entire strength to remove that alien sensation off is ass. That made a little bit difficult when Sasuke slid their cocks closer and hot pleasure coursed his veins, ohfuckthatwasgood, as the still rational side was complaining about the whole injustice in this situation.
Luckily for Naruto, he could still raise his knee and aim to the pale stomach, hearing a grunt and reversing their positions.
"Hah! Got what you deserved." Blue eyes searched the bottle of lube and with a triumphant shout, he found on the edge of the bed.
Almost like Sasuke was reading his mind, both men jumped straight towards the innocuous object and tried to pry away from each others' grasp.
"Teme-! Just let me-!" Naruto groaned as the lube flew straight to the other side of the room.
"No. You should let me. You'll like it anyways." Sasuke jumped over the queen sized bed, his hand reaching the object in question.
"Well, why don't you do this then?!" Naruto protested as his fingers attempted to open Sasuke's closed fist, both boys falling on the bed as result.
After some punches, grunts, several acrobatic feats and some usage of chakra, (one might wonder how sex between two people became so complicated), Naruto had at last succeeded on straddling Sasuke by his waist with a victorious shout, his hands grabbing the lube.
"Now see! I have lubed fingers too!" His grin couldn't stretch any wider as he exhibited his coated fingers to his lover, feeling very proud.
Couple of baffled stares paused that glorious momentum, before Sasuke, made the same previous move, reversing their positions.
"Congratulations. You can use it to fist yourself better while I fuck you senseless."He still rolled his eyes in true Uchiha fashion, the lubed finger returning on his task.
"No fucking way! Your finger is not going inside any longer!" Naruto kicked in earnest the offending arm, there's no way Sasuke could go any further if they had a considerable distance. Well, the whole sex won't go any further if this continues to be like this.
"Stop being so stubborn usuratonkachi."
"Why can't you stop being the pricky ass?!" Uncaringly, Naruto aimed his finger and plunged inside Sasuke's ass.
He never expected the startled, and then, the very very very pained expression that resulted afterwards. Sasuke chocked, before curling himself into a protective stance, his hand positioned on his behind.
"Um…Sasuke?" Naruto now was feeling…slightly guilty.
"Yes…Naruto."
"Uh…you alright there?"
"Do I look alright to you now?" Sasuke inevitably snarled.
"But I was also preparing you t-"
"Naruto! Preparing should place slowly! Not shoving your finger without warning! Ugh. Now I feel raped." Sasuke groaned, sitting on the bed.
The blond grumbled. "Well, if only you have agreed with me right at the start, we wouldn't-"
"Don't. Even. Start it." Sasuke exhaled loudly, his erection willed down considerably as he attempted to recover his breath.
Naruto squirmed uncomfortably, the whole romantic mood (if there was any to begin with) now dissipating. Well, he did wanted to get laid, and obviously, he wanted to do with someone he held very dear, but he also wanted Sasuke to feel good about it too. After all, their relationship always consisted in sharing everything, from good moments, experiences and memories to burdens, their difficult pasts and grieves.
As sudden, another light bulb appeared on his blond head and Naruto grinned mischievously. Well, at least they agreed in one department…
"Wh-" Sasuke felt his vision stumble once again and met glimmering eyes. "Naruto, that's enough. I don't think-" His next set of words were swiftly interrupted with a moan.
Naruto tangled their legs together, as they re-started their grinding, much to their erections' gratitude.
"What-are you-doing-?" The brunet still managed to ask between breaths.
Naruto slapped a cheeky kiss on Sasuke's lips before whispering on his ear. "Stalemate."
It wasn't the greatest sex in the end, but they were still learning. Something that Naruto understood in concern to Sasuke is that they always had to build slow, wait their relationship develop. After all, they still had their entire lives to fulfill their expectations right?
So…he would probably make Sasuke drunk in the next time. Put some aphrodisiac and some handcuffs to make sure he'll succeed.
It was unfortunate that Sasuke was thinking in the same lines, contemplating whether he should use the Sharingan or not.
Let the Round II begin…
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AN: They will never end up having sex if this continues further on…*laughs*
And now it's time for some shameless advertisement of the previous one-shots. *coughs* You can either click on the tags, or I'm displaying the fics here, by order of publishing:
Touch Sight Smell Hear Taste Love Bonds
Oh yeah. Please, please, please, for the love of God and everything holy, read my warnings before reading the fic. Not all are comedic ones (actually, the most lolzie is this one) and some have contents that won't fall for everyone's tastes. K?
Author: Fourangers
Genre: Comedy.
Rating: M
Word Count: 5207 words.
Warnings: This fanfic is 100% angst-free and 0% of seriousness. The epic SasuNaru Vs NaruSasu fight is now available in the comfort of your houses, in front of your PCs and corrupting your fangirl minds. Yay!
Summary: When your resolute mind is able to block the desires of your heart, there’s only one way to relieve the passion. Surround yourself to each primitive sensations. NaruSasuNaru. Last one-shot from Senses series.
Disclaimer: Naruto, their character and their universe do not belong to me
Senses: Love ♥ (if you still didn’t notice the sarcasm, I suggest that you click the return button now)
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Practice may make perfect, but…
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Cobalt eyes squinted in concentration, watching the familiar duck-butt head that he pained so much to finally regain. He attempted to revise all his strategies to get into Sasuke's pants. Naruto shook his head. No, not "get into the bastard's pants"…but to…uh…smoothly attract Sasuke to his lovely bed and do not as lovely activities on the same said bed. Or behind it. Or next to it. As long as they could do it. Personally, Naruto preferred on the kitchen table, but this kink would be reserved for they get more thorough and deep acquainting to each other, as their naked bodies writhed on-Naruto shook again his head in attempt of focus.
Sasuke's return was slow but unavoidable. It took several years to achieve it, some booting villains' asses, some trainings of hell, traumatizing and/or complete turn of events, angst, crying, booting their respective asses, some more crying and the eventual "Let's go back home." To tell the truth, it's kind of impressive being able to summarize the whole epic and long story with some miserable fanfic lines, but Naruto never was a boy to complain too much, Sasuke was back to his side and everything was all right with the world.
They were dating for over a year, much to many of onlookers surprise and amused snorts from their friends (who didn't look surprised at all). In the battle that culminated Sasuke's return, they surely traded many punches, jutsus and whatsoever, but it was only when Naruto delivered his usual passionate speech filled with comprehension and understanding as well as some well-located hook on the stomach, that Sasuke acquiesced. The second process to understand that their feelings were a wee-more-than-friendly-way was trickier to be accomplished, due to their stubborn and abrasive natures.
Naruto always believed that the whole "me Naruto grabs Sasuke back to Konoha cave by the hair" was probably all due to their strong feelings of brotherhood and friendship…right? So it was normal for him to miss Sasuke while the latter was absent. It was also normal for him to worry about Sasuke all the time. Probably was also normal wanting to be the wind of Sasuke's fire. And let's not forget the countless nights when Naruto kept thinking about Sasuke, some dreams he occasionally had, chasing after Sasuke with undying devotion, so, errrrr…normal right?
Right.
It was only an eventual training in the waterfall and some very very tight shirt (never underestimate the magic of wet clothes) when Naruto's traitorous cock went further north. Naruto tried to deny it, tried to will it down or be diplomatic but alas, his libido refused to budge. Sasuke caught Naruto staring at his hardened nipples and Naruto attempted to change the direction of his gaze:
"So huh…nice…ass-bow."
"Shut up and kiss me." Naruto happily obliged at once.
Sasuke, on the other hand, never doubted his attraction towards the dobe, it bothered him since Land of Waves. This fact worsened while he was under Orochimaru's tutelage, homesickness adding with overridden guilt of almost killing Naruto. But all in all, in the end they were together, certainly weren't the most functional couple of Konoha but they had their own unique dynamics.
Initially though, the brunet thought that Sakura and Naruto were an item the moment he stepped inside Konoha. After all, even before his defection, despite her claims of undying love, he suspected that it was all a phase that would pass sooner or later. Sakura was already warming up with Naruto, seeing the blond with different and less condescending eyes. It was all question of time and some reasonable dedication. Therefore, Sasuke couldn't help but to feel mildly surprised that the atmosphere pertaining between them was embarrassing and tense. When he mentioned this subject to his boyfriend, Naruto only shrugged with a guarded beam on his face.
Oh well. As long as it won't bother their own current relationship. Now that Sasuke had Naruto in his possession, he's not going to handle the blond to anyone else. Thus, their dysfunctional, weird, hormonal love life began. Not that it was anything different before.
However, they were presented to a serious and critical problem!!!
They were still virgins. Now what to do?
At reaching almost one year of anniversary, it's a wonder for Naruto that they still hadn't got it on. It's not like they didn't stop the routine of kissing and groping, they simply couldn't go further after that. But why? Suddenly, an image of smiling Kakashi wearing Hokage robes and handling a thick stack of A-class missions sprang on Naruto's mind and he grunted, his mood souring. Blasted slave-driving sensei.
Even though they couldn't consummate the 'ultimate expression of love' (buttsex) that didn't mean that Naruto wasn't interested in it. Just because the kisses were good, doesn't mean that he didn't imagine more on his bed. Just because he imagined more on his bed, doesn't mean that his blasted cock wouldn't get frustrated with the lack of participation in this relationship. And in the end, Naruto was a practical boy, didn't wish to waste his creative dreams, anxious to apply all the interesting positions and situations that his hormones had provided.
But obviously, he didn't know how to approach this subject. A romantic date would sound too weird, both of them hated fancy restaurants and roses may offend Sasuke's masculine pride. (He's still a girly bastard.) Naruto definitely preferred eating dinner on Ichiraku's ramen or at home, Sasuke liked onigiris, so their tastes didn't match. They did agree with Korean barbecue but where's the romantic setting in cooking steak with onions?
He thought on suddenly pinning Sasuke and ravishing him on the nearest smooth surface, however knowing the proud Bastard, he wouldn't let Naruto dominate the kiss. Which probably would lead to fight and consequently ruining the whole idea. Sparring would be good, lots of contact and the training field was far away from idle eyes (Naruto fervently denied the thrill of exhibitionism) however Sasuke insisted training seriously in concern to the upcoming jounin exams.
Therefore, in conclusion, Naruto would woo Sasuke with just words! After all, it did work enough to bring him back to Konoha right? He rehearsed and imagined some basic pick-up lines, ranging from "I bought some interesting things for you…wanna go to my house to test it out?" to "You know, we could use our free time for something other than sparring teme." or "I'm happy to inform that my house is available to use."
Those lines weren't good, but Naruto had poured his time and effort to improve then. He was one determined blond, he was sure he'd be able to deliver the speech that would be powerful enough to make damsels swoon, fangirls sigh romantically and, obviously, convince Sasuke to have sex with him.
Sasuke, on the other hand, didn't waste his time with words. It wasn't his style. Words were unnecessary and dumb. Only someone as idiotic as the usuratonkachi would deliver half-assed, hare-brained, improvised speeches that strangely would make any aimed victim compelled to fall inside his orange gravity well (him included, but he'd never admit it under death threat or torture) Sasuke was a man of action. Above all, he's an efficient and direct person, he's not going to waste energy and time with elaborate and overly-complicated traps. With plans already fully formed inside his mind, he was still undecided though between ropes and handcuffs…He'd probably go for handcuffs.
Naruto licked his lips, still staring at Sasuke's behind and planting devious plans in his mind. Someday, that pale ass was going to be his.
Little did he know, Sasuke was having the same kind line of thought with his ass on the line.
And thus, the battle for who'll be the seme began…
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The first time will always suck. :p
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Naruto's current problem, however, was how to address this issue to Sasuke. They did have a couple of make-out sessions, kisses and groping but everything was done above the belt. Obviously, it's not like Naruto wasn't interested to engage into more err…intimate touching of the interest area. He didn't get laid in his whole quest 'must get Sasuke back!' but that didn't mean that he wasn't a young man swimming in hormones. After all, this must be Sasuke's fault for delaying so much his first fuck, he was too busy to find that pale ass to properly think of screwing it. So the brunet should compensate for making Naruto wait for so long.
Sensing distress coming from his ex-students, Kakashi gave them the week off, allowing Naruto enough time to…plan. He brightened at the sight of Sasuke. (note being able to leer on those lean legs, perfect to encircle his waist while the blond pounded him to oblivion) Naruto immediately tackled Sasuke with a vibrant shout:
"Sasuke!!!!"
The brunet rolled his eyes and grunted slightly at the sound of his name. He just had stocked enough lube by tucking it safely in his pocket, still on the wait for the proper occasion to arise. He didn't like the knowing look that Kakashi gave him as his former teacher declared that they didn't have any mission to accomplish that weekend, as well as conveniently knowing that Naruto was going to Ichiraku for dinner.
He also tried to ignore the bet running inside the mission room, as everyone was trying to guess who'd top in the relationship between Sasuke and Naruto. Sasuke sniffed imperiously. It was obvious that tanned ass was pretty much his owned. Who was the one who pouts and acts like a child? The dobe. Who was the one who dictates this relationship and acts maturely? Him, the superior ninja with superior skills Uchiha Sasuke.
What does anything has to do with anyone? Who knows, at this point it's safe to deduce that both of them has some screw loose. (and this event is most probably going to be a disaster)
"Whacha doing tonight?" Blue eyes glimmered with enthusiasm while at the back of his mind, he was already crafting the whole plan. He won't be called Uzumaki Naruto if he fails to get laid today!
The brunet shrugged. "Free I guess. It's been a while I've eaten outside, so I'd thought on going to Ichiraku." Sasuke prided himself for being a man with principles. As the seme of this relationship, he should pay for dinner of his uke so he could later have his way on Naruto. It's the natural course, after all. He wouldn't be called Uchiha Sasuke if the end of this day doesn't consist with a Naruto writhing under him.
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Yep. Going to be a disaster.
The dinner/date also proved to be another unusual sight for the poor Konohan citizens. It's not everybody when two grown-up men kept looking for openings so they could freely grope each other. Sasuke tried to wipe out the stray noodle on Naruto's cheek, the blond hastily ate it before opportunity arose. Naruto attempted to sling his arm around Sasuke's shoulder (and travel it southward later) though the Uchiha decided to uncharacteristically raise his arms to stretch widely. People didn't dare to approach less than ten meters from the couple, even though outwardly there was a casual atmosphere between them, it was overly shadowed with their battle-auras fully on maximum mode.
"Hey, Sasuke! My treat!" Naruto grinned wide as he picked up his Gama-chan when the bill arrived.
"No need dobe. I'll pay yours." Sasuke chastely raised his arm in front of Naruto's hand and roamed inside his pocket.
"Oh, but I've just received my payment from this mission!" Naruto insisted.
"Well, but you have to save up money for your rent right? Let me." Sasuke continued.
"Don't worry about it, I'll manage somehow!" Naruto slightly gritted his teeth.
"Dobe, just listen to me and let me handle this."
"It's a fucking bill, not some fucking fight with some fucking Akatsuki or Madara." Naruto grumbled as he swatted the pale arm aside.
"Tch, why are you getting so stubborn about it? I'm being nice and you should simply accept it."
"I already prepared the money, so Teuchi-ossan won't need to give me the change."
"Teuchi-san won't need to give any. The tip is bigger."
"I have coins. It'll be better for him for later use."
"Dobe-" Sasuke snarled.
"Gentlemen…" A third voice interrupted and both turned their heads towards the counter.
Teuchi cleared his throat. "How about we leave this as my treat. After all, you youngsters have been my clients for so long. Fair enough?"
"…oh." They both deflated at the response and tried to school with a nonchalant air.
"So that's it. Have a nice day." Teuchi observed as they scrambled away from his stand. The old man sighed mortified. Luckily he was able to shoo them out before things could get worse. The boys are horribly bad for his business! They grow up so fast…from little monsters with pointy shuriken to…big monsters with deadly jutsus. Teuchi hoped dearly that they won't kill each other.
Unbeknownst to Ichiraku owner's plies, Naruto and Sasuke were strolling back to their houses while their minds were busily planning the next move.
"So that's it. See you tomorrow Naruto." Sasuke muttered as Naruto saw with disbelieving eyes the brunet in front of his door. That was fast!
Now what? Fuck! That bastard should have invited him for a drink. Or maybe offer him to sit around or revise some jutsus. Naruto roamed inside his mind the right course in this step. From the material he previously had studied (chick-flick movies) it was this crucial moment when the couple would finally go to the next level.
A light bulb suddenly appeared on his blond head. A kiss! It's always a kiss that would initiate them to engage more M-rated activities and it granted free pass to the bedroom.
"Sasuke!" Naruto shouted once more, a little bit too loud and too unromantic that made some passerby stare at the situation. Sasuke quirked an eyebrow, relaying the message of 'now what?'
Undeterred, Naruto grabbed his lover's face and smashed their foreheads, mouths and teeth all together in a soundly 'thunk!'
*A brief pause of 5 minutes to make them recompose themselves*
"Awe-u-inshane, u-ibioth?!" Sasuke was first to regain the ability to speak, his teeth still smarting from the encounter.
"Rrrrmrmrmmmm…" Naruto moaned (not in the sexy way), his hand cupping his chin. He was still seeing stars (not caused by orgasm) as his head throbbed (certainly not caused by-you got the idea already).
"Ugh. Can't even kiss decently, you usuratonkachi?" Sasuke frowned few times, trying to focus his vision.
"Shove it Bastard." Naruto grunted.
"Only if it's going to be inside your ass." Sasuke mulled about it, but externally only expressed: "Hn."
Naruto glared, for a good measure, as he evened his breaths out. He saw Sasuke smirking haughtily and further narrowed his eyes. "What?"
Sasuke widened his smirk as he approached himself towards the blond. "Idiot, if you really want to have a proper kiss, you should do this." Naruto would protest Sasuke's decision of offensive as well his arrogant attitude, but when those soft lips attached onto his (finally!) his libido was too satisfied to care.
They quickly entered inside the house, the turn of events occurring in deft speed due to their own enthusiasm being fueled by his hormones. Naruto only had one mission: to shed Sasuke's clothes faster than Sasuke would onto his. This way, he would have the upper-hand and he would have the brunet squirming on his touch in no time! He resist the urge to cackle like a demented witch and concentrated on the task in his hands, unzipping Sasuke's shirt as his palm relished the warm skin (god, and it's smooth. Girly enough?!)
Furniture, that useful objects usually known to use, sit and cook, suddenly became the bane of existence to the ardor of their love. Naruto stumbled on a chair, his knee kicked accidentally a table's leg, though he had to voice his protest when Sasuke shoved him towards the dent of another table. "Ow! That hurt you asshole!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, the dobe was always such a drama queen. He had successfully pinned Naruto to a wall and he was going to exploit this advantage. He wasn't a good strategist for nothing. His mouth quickly attached towards the tanned neck as he threw the orange jacket some few meters away, smirking as he heard a moan. Now that was more likely.
Naruto tried not to shiver at the tongue ministering his neck as it travelled to his collarbone. There's no way in hell he's going to be submitted by the Teme's hands and fall in this trap. He pushed Sasuke forward, ignoring the look of annoyance from his lover by locking their lips once again. They generally went in the direction of Sasuke's bedroom, grunting and stumbling some more in a chair, sofa and some innate objects on the way. Sasuke was going to incinerate all those things once they were done.
Hands blindly found the knob of the door, quickly twisting it to open. At meeting his target, Naruto guided Sasuke forward before shoving (a wee bit too hastily) the brunet on bed, straddling Sasuke's hips afterwards with a wolfish grin. Now that was more likely.
Sasuke glared daggers. "Get off, you're heavy." Naruto immediately recognized the signs of an uke trying to deny his role. He sighed inwardly. Always so stubborn. But no matter. The pricky ass won't complain any further once he falls onto this master of love's hands.
If only he knew where to start. Naruto's eyes roamed uncertainly around the vision of that tantalizing chest, nervousness creeping on his gut. Huh…so maybe he should start with a kiss? He dove slowly, lips touching softly on Sasuke's heart as he peeked beneath his golden eyelashes. His lover inhaled sharply, his expression still stoic though his eyes darkened with lust. Encouraged, he opened his mouth to lick in the same area.
This time, his response was a raise of a dark eyebrow. That was supposed to be sexy? Sasuke snorted. Naruto, on the other hand, slightly bristled at the bastard's nonchalance. They were having sex, not doing some kind of twisted competition of egos! Mouth re-located onto amused lips, tongue darting out, seeking for free passage. When he received compliance, Naruto's hands busied themselves to explore the fair skin splayed for him. Sasuke grunted and shuddered discreetly at certain spots, Naruto memorized those areas for later use, although for now, he was contented on biting and licking his lover's swollen lips.
The initial nervousness finally dissipating, Naruto began planting some random pecks around, descending further to the clamoring prize. Till now, everything was going smoothly inside his plan (except some peripheral details here and there) as Sasuke was writhing underneath him. It was all question of time to bury inside that tight heat.
His eyes stared for a while the bulge locating between Sasuke's legs, still confined by dark pants. Okay…it was necessary but admittedly, Naruto was a little bit grossed out as well as turned on. He used to jerk off with the fantasy of some girl sucking him off but he, doing this job?
…Naruto stared some more. Bah. The bastard better really compensate about this later. A few pumps enclosed that hard flesh made his lover arc slightly off the bed and Naruto removed the rest of the clothes, a cock jutting in the middle of black curls. His mouth dried up a little bit, his fingers wrapping around, azure eyes peeking once again with uncertainty.
Sasuke looked way less composed, his body flushed as he gasped slightly. In response, he opened wide his legs and made an impatient sound on the back of his throat.
Bastard. Naruto felt the cock hardening as he approached his lips on the tip, sucking the turgid head. Much to his satisfaction, a hiss escaped through and Naruto felt giving himself a pat on his head. Both hands grabbed the base so he could locate himself better, his tongue trailing the whole length, Sasuke throwing his head back in response. He opened his mouth and slowly slid inside, Sasuke's side wasn't all that gigantic but it wasn't an easy feat either.
Though like hell he'd ever admit this to his lover. Sasuke's ego was already big enough as it is.
Naruto had to admit that the salty flavor was…not as delicious as Ramen-uh…eh-actually, it wasn't a very pleasant taste at all but well…sacrifices, sacrifices. The musky scent that was assaulting his nostrils was something he could easily get addicted to though. He tried to follow this sensation while he really attempted to ignore his jaw starting to ache for opening his mouth for too long.
He began to salivate as a natural reaction, some already escaping and running down his chin. So gross. Not exactly the sexy blow job he was used to see on porn movies. Sasuke was moaning and gasping under his touch, so he guessed the brunet wouldn't have the heart to complain. Naruto continued on sinking the cock towards his throat, until he distinctively felt the head touching the sensitive tissue at the back of his throat.
He really, really wanted to gag as his stomach made flip-flops, the body giving the automatic reactions in meeting circumstances. Oh god, Naruto was now sure that he wasn't used to shove down something that big on his throat. It didn't help that he felt a dewy drop accumulating on that same sensitive area, Sasuke's pre-cum made Naruto want to swallow, his jaw was now numb and his vision was getting a little bit foggy. Not to mention he wanted to cough. Dunno why. But Naruto knew that coughing would surely ruin the whole 'we're-in-the-middle-of-sex' moment, so it was highly advisable not to fall in this temptation.
And so he did. Coughing very loudly.
Sasuke quirked an eyebrow. Naruto grumbled. "What! I've never done this shit before!"
The brunet smirked. "Am I proving to be too much for you dobe?"
The blond fumed at the smug, smug, smug pair of graphite eyes. It was in his due duty to crumble that arrogant sneer and make the Uchiha return to be a pile of mush. His pride at stake, Naruto grabbed once again the hard cock and sank (as much as he could) down his throat, being gratified with a startled shout.
Once he knew his limitations, he concentrated on nibbling and licking the whole length. His lover returned once again to his uke-task on moaning and gasping, his lips trying to form half-words but only ending up with garbling his name.
"Naruto!" The blond grinned foxily, he could live with those sounds forever in his life. He stabbed the slit with the tip of his tongue as fingers entangled with his blond head.
"Naruto!" He hummed slightly, inhaling sharply the addicting scent once again, sucking off the moist pearling on the tip.
"Naruto-!" Ah…say that again.
"-Naru-TO!" Music to my ears.
"DOBE, remove your fucking hands RIGHT NOW before I fucking KILL YOU!" Sasuke growled dangerously, his fingers trying to yank off the head from his erection.
Naruto blinked surprised from the unusual reaction and glanced down. He had tightly enclosed his fingers around unconsciously, the cock was almost purple from being denied release.
Oh. Whoops.
Sasuke was positively livid as Naruto finally removed his hands away, looking a little bit sheepish.
"You…" The glare upgraded to shoot missiles, the coal color was almost morphing into red ones. Naruto went into defensive mode.
"What! I still sucked you off! You can't complain about that!"
"I am…going to kill you." Hands were moving to strangle the same tanned throat that pleasured him some minutes ago.
"No wait, maybe we could calmly talk about this-" Naruto tried to be diplomatic. "Hey, accidents happen right? No hard feelings!" He was suddenly tackled by a snarling Uchiha and attempted to free from his grasp.
"I'll show you-" Sasuke shook Naruto's head as it collided to the bed. "No-" Blue eyes were spinning drowsily. "Hard-feelings."
"Guh-Heeeelp-murder in mid-sex-bastaaaaaaaaaaard-" Naruto still managed to curse even with constricted air.
Sasuke snorted and resumed in bashing the blond's head on the bed. Naruto acquiesced for some minutes until Bastard's bad mood dissipated so they could move on to the next stage when, all of a sudden, he felt something nearing his ass.
"What was that?" Naruto asked, now very aware that only one hand was encircling his throat.
"What was what?" Sasuke continued his stoicism , hand no longer wrapping around Naruto's throat as he moved to pinch one nipple.
"…that." Naruto hummed in approval, though even his clouded mind could feel something nearing his ass. More exactly…his anus. "What are you doing." Cobalt eyes narrowed in suspicion towards the apparent aloofness of his lover.
Sasuke shrugged as detachedly as he could be. "Nothing out of ordinary dobe."
Nothing out of ordinary your ass! Or more exactly, his own soon-to-be corrupted ass. "What the fuck are you trying to do, teme."
Sasuke sighed, grabbing the lube as he coated his fingers with it. "You'll understand about it soon enough."
Oh, fuck no! "Hey, I gave you head, it's natural that I'm the one who should have your ass afterwards!" Naruto readily protested.
"I don't see any kind of this rule written down the wall, usuratonkachi." The brunet deemed it was already enough to set his own plan on motion. Hell would freeze if he let his Uchiha ass displayed on a silver platter to Naruto.
Naruto squawked when he definitely felt a finger probing around his puckered entrance. "What the hell are you doing!"He asked once again, for a good measure.
"Preparing you." The automatic answer.
"What the fuck! I don't agree with this."
Onyx eyes bored into his sapphire ones with an unreadable expression until, with another tired sigh, Sasuke began to recite mechanically. "Don't worry about it. It may hurt at the start but I guarantee that everything will go alright afterwards."
"Err…" Naruto blinked, confused. "I'm pretty sure I read this speech on ero-sennin's Icha Icha Tactics book…"
Tch. "Just trust me dobe."
"Well, first don't call me dobe you bastard." Naruto was now sure that the asshole lacked seduction skills.
Sasuke sniffed arrogantly, shrugging with one shoulder, Naruto's mood darkening in contrast.
"Get off me Teme."
"It'll feel good." Sasuke promised.
"No fucking hell! Do you realize how strange it is a finger on my ass?!"
The brunet shrugged once more. "You'll get used to it."
Used to it?! Didn't the jerk realize what the hell was happening?! It was a FINGER in his ass! A finger in his ASS! The oddity of this sensation was creepy not to mention that who knows where that finger had traveled around before desecrating his rear end. Naruto realized that it was the moment to call for urgent decisions. He kicked, without any shadow of mercy, right on Sasuke's stomach, satisfied in seeing his lover falling off the bed noisily.
"You kicked me!" Sasuke accused between attempts of recovering breaths.
Naruto shrugged in the same nonchalant fashion his lover expressed seconds before. "We're ninjas, get used to the unexpected." His eyes quickly narrowed sharply. "Now gimme your lube."
"My lube? Are you crazy?" Sasuke smirked. "Just submit to me." He quickly grabbed both tanned wrists and pinned them down the bed.
"No way you asshole! Fuck you!"
"Ah, I'm fucking you." He briefly nodded his dark hair.
"Screw you!" Naruto tried to straighten himself though Sasuke was still more efficient on keeping him immobilized. The blond snarled.
Lubing his finger once again, Sasuke thought it was ready to go on plan B and aligned their erections together, grinding rhythmically, a loud moan spilling down Naruto's throat.
"See? Just obey me idiot." Sasuke murmured, nibbling the bottom lip and lapping it with quick swaps, a second finger joining the first one and opening wider the passage.
Naruto felt his eye twitch in irritation. Some side of his (more exactly his libido) thought that maybe he should submit to this but another large section of his brain (namely ego) thought that this bastard would have much better position if it was their tasks swapped.
"Don't. Even. Try it." He managed to free his wrists and was concentrating his entire strength to remove that alien sensation off is ass. That made a little bit difficult when Sasuke slid their cocks closer and hot pleasure coursed his veins, ohfuckthatwasgood, as the still rational side was complaining about the whole injustice in this situation.
Luckily for Naruto, he could still raise his knee and aim to the pale stomach, hearing a grunt and reversing their positions.
"Hah! Got what you deserved." Blue eyes searched the bottle of lube and with a triumphant shout, he found on the edge of the bed.
Almost like Sasuke was reading his mind, both men jumped straight towards the innocuous object and tried to pry away from each others' grasp.
"Teme-! Just let me-!" Naruto groaned as the lube flew straight to the other side of the room.
"No. You should let me. You'll like it anyways." Sasuke jumped over the queen sized bed, his hand reaching the object in question.
"Well, why don't you do this then?!" Naruto protested as his fingers attempted to open Sasuke's closed fist, both boys falling on the bed as result.
After some punches, grunts, several acrobatic feats and some usage of chakra, (one might wonder how sex between two people became so complicated), Naruto had at last succeeded on straddling Sasuke by his waist with a victorious shout, his hands grabbing the lube.
"Now see! I have lubed fingers too!" His grin couldn't stretch any wider as he exhibited his coated fingers to his lover, feeling very proud.
Couple of baffled stares paused that glorious momentum, before Sasuke, made the same previous move, reversing their positions.
"Congratulations. You can use it to fist yourself better while I fuck you senseless."He still rolled his eyes in true Uchiha fashion, the lubed finger returning on his task.
"No fucking way! Your finger is not going inside any longer!" Naruto kicked in earnest the offending arm, there's no way Sasuke could go any further if they had a considerable distance. Well, the whole sex won't go any further if this continues to be like this.
"Stop being so stubborn usuratonkachi."
"Why can't you stop being the pricky ass?!" Uncaringly, Naruto aimed his finger and plunged inside Sasuke's ass.
He never expected the startled, and then, the very very very pained expression that resulted afterwards. Sasuke chocked, before curling himself into a protective stance, his hand positioned on his behind.
"Um…Sasuke?" Naruto now was feeling…slightly guilty.
"Yes…Naruto."
"Uh…you alright there?"
"Do I look alright to you now?" Sasuke inevitably snarled.
"But I was also preparing you t-"
"Naruto! Preparing should place slowly! Not shoving your finger without warning! Ugh. Now I feel raped." Sasuke groaned, sitting on the bed.
The blond grumbled. "Well, if only you have agreed with me right at the start, we wouldn't-"
"Don't. Even. Start it." Sasuke exhaled loudly, his erection willed down considerably as he attempted to recover his breath.
Naruto squirmed uncomfortably, the whole romantic mood (if there was any to begin with) now dissipating. Well, he did wanted to get laid, and obviously, he wanted to do with someone he held very dear, but he also wanted Sasuke to feel good about it too. After all, their relationship always consisted in sharing everything, from good moments, experiences and memories to burdens, their difficult pasts and grieves.
As sudden, another light bulb appeared on his blond head and Naruto grinned mischievously. Well, at least they agreed in one department…
"Wh-" Sasuke felt his vision stumble once again and met glimmering eyes. "Naruto, that's enough. I don't think-" His next set of words were swiftly interrupted with a moan.
Naruto tangled their legs together, as they re-started their grinding, much to their erections' gratitude.
"What-are you-doing-?" The brunet still managed to ask between breaths.
Naruto slapped a cheeky kiss on Sasuke's lips before whispering on his ear. "Stalemate."
It wasn't the greatest sex in the end, but they were still learning. Something that Naruto understood in concern to Sasuke is that they always had to build slow, wait their relationship develop. After all, they still had their entire lives to fulfill their expectations right?
So…he would probably make Sasuke drunk in the next time. Put some aphrodisiac and some handcuffs to make sure he'll succeed.
It was unfortunate that Sasuke was thinking in the same lines, contemplating whether he should use the Sharingan or not.
Let the Round II begin…
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THE END
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AN: They will never end up having sex if this continues further on…*laughs*
And now it's time for some shameless advertisement of the previous one-shots. *coughs* You can either click on the tags, or I'm displaying the fics here, by order of publishing:
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Oh yeah. Please, please, please, for the love of God and everything holy, read my warnings before reading the fic. Not all are comedic ones (actually, the most lolzie is this one) and some have contents that won't fall for everyone's tastes. K?