The Bothering Meme

[vsyourface]

Here's a simple, old-fashioned, home-grown meme, with none o' them fancy RNGs or colourful fonts. You kids today and your mystery teas and your IC/OOC and your hula hoops and your PlayStation 3's... Where was I? Oh yes.

Simple rules are simple:

• Post your character with their name and canon in the subject line.
• Other characters will post to yours.

Comments

Heiwajima Shizuo | Durarara!!

[goesberserk]

[You really don't want to bother this guy. Really.]

Yes I do. :)

[cutmylives]

[Hello, Shizuo. How lucky you are to have the most beautiful girl in the world suddenly clinging to your side.]

Hello, Shizuo! I've been looking all over for you!

[goesberserk]

[This is really more perplexing than anything. He stares down at the girl like she's completely alien, partly because she is.

Girls just don't cling to him like this.]

Who are you? [And why does she know his name?]

[cutmylives]

[She laughs at that, like he just told the funniest joke. Oh Shizuo.]

You know me. I'm Tomie.

I'm your girlfriend.

Venom | Guilty Gear

[anemptydecapo]

[This is the most beautiful thing ever.]

SCREAM WHY WOULD YOU TURN THIS ON ME

[anemptydecapo]

...

State your business.

Tsubaki | Soul Eater

[thecamellia]

[The most patient person in the world... or is she?]

Guybrush Threepwood | Monkey Island

[sheepwood]

[Back in my day, we had to point-and-click to where we wanted to go- uphill, both ways. We didn't have any of this WASD garbage!]

[cutmylives]

There you aaaaaaare~

[And here comes Tomie, eyes bright and shining with her arms behind her back.]

I found you a present, Guybrush.

[sheepwood]

[This has to be the first time in his life he's ever not wanted a present. Or maybe he does want it and is just annoyed for an unrelated reason. Either way, he doesn't look terribly happy.]

You going to tell me what it is, or is this going to be one of those things where I have to guess?

[cutmylives]

Heeheehee!

[Aaaand she pulls whatever she'd been holding out from behind her back: a porcelain doll with bright yellow hair and dark black eyes. It has a hook for a hand.]

Isn't this adorable? It's like a little you!

Castiel | Supernatural

[poorexample]

[Patience is a virtue, isn't it? And yet this angel has never been a master of it.]

[affictitious]

[Doesn't this angel know it?]

Hey bro.

[poorexample]

What is it, Gabriel?

[affictitious]

Nothing. Aren't you just thrilled to have my company?