Been back to training since we completed that fucking mission. Nothing much happened, but I got to try out some new things on the suckers we fought on the way out. I accidentally blew up a few heads, but that's just their luck I hadn't perfected that jutsu yet. I did after I got back and even tried it on Jiroubou some villagers just to make sure, ( Read more... )

It's damn quiet in this little shit of a town. The people keep giving us strange looks, and even I've noticed that something's up. The trip here, by the way, sucked. I still haven't gotten over that bastard Sakon putting green dye into my conditioner; it was my idea in the first place and fuck him for finding dye more concentrated than mine. He's ( Read more... )

I fought the sucker. For fuck's sake Leaf ninja suck! He was a complete waste of my time and not worth me going into Level Two for but shit, that's his own problem for pissing me off. No one appreciates how hard it is using a flute because they're all a bunch of dumbass shits. If this one gets scratched or I have to make a new one someone is going ( Read more... )

Damn it, I'm bored. That loser Kidoumaru went and got himself sucking lost, ugh. What kind of shit can't even find his way home?? Well now I'm stuck in Otogakure; Orochimaru-sama needs at least one of his talented bodyguards around. One who's smart enough to not get shitting lost coming home after a mission.I can't believe what I've been made to do ( Read more... )

OoC: It's been fun, but I've really lost interest, and the Sasuke-bucket arc that I was so looking forward to isn't going to be a part of this rp.

So, I'm going to be leaving the rp, but the account will stay for any other player who takes up Tayuya. Twas nice roleplaying with the lot of you.

The mission was a partial success. The ANBU didn't find Orochimaru-sama's communication network in that village, but the little shits got away alive, except for that one that I killed. Though damn, one of the ANBU actually hacked off a rock-nin's legs. Fuck, and I thought they were all a bunch of sissies ( Read more... )

*smirk* This is just what I've been waiting for.

One of the ANBU members came, poking his nose around to try and find us. What an amateur. He makes more noise than Jiroubou when he walks, and he's not even a fatass like Jiroubou. All it took to lure him closer was a little bit of genjutsu.

That one was quite the screamer. Something about being " ( Read more... )

I've arrived at the specified village, finally, per Orochimaru-sama's orders. I've been commanded to locate the missing-nin that are hiding there, and deal with the leaf ANBU that will be showing up. Pretty damn linear, if you ask me ( Read more... )

OoC: I just got a new screenname, and I figured that everybody else should know. I wouldn't want to miss any of the insane fun chats, would I?

Instead of Soushoryuu, my new screenname is Shishienjin. A Tayuya roleplayer having a Tenten-esque screenname doesn't exactly fit. :P

We've received news of what Akatsuki has been doing. Since it's the only interesting thing that's happened for a while, I listened in.

Surprise, surprise, they're after that little shit from Konoha, the kyuubi kid. It may work in our favor, so we won't have to deal with outside interference on our next big mission. But that won't be for a while. ( Read more... )