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001 [video]

Sep 06, 2010 23:21

[There's a blonde girl staring at you. That's all. Just... staring....

After a few moments, she speaks as though reading off of cue cards.]

My name's Agent Hagan. [She flashes a badge.] FBI. I... am fresh outta Quantico. [She's starting to settle into it now, and sounds less stilted.] Yeah, I read a little about this place. I mean, I know, ( Read more... )

parker fails lying forever, !spam, parker loves security systems

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you_run_i_chase September 7 2010, 03:50:42 UTC

You are really fucking bad at that.

fortytwoseconds September 7 2010, 05:00:59 UTC

Bad at what?

Private. you_run_i_chase September 7 2010, 05:39:11 UTC

Lying.

Private. fortytwoseconds September 7 2010, 06:26:50 UTC

Hey. Have some respect for the badge. [See? Badge!]

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Private sarkraticmethod September 7 2010, 03:58:44 UTC

Well. I suppose we can eliminate 'spy' from your list of credentials.

Private fortytwoseconds September 7 2010, 05:07:31 UTC

Yeah. 'Cause I'm a fed. [She shows the badge again. Because maybe if she shows it enough times, people will believe her story.]

Private sarkraticmethod September 7 2010, 20:03:19 UTC

I'm afraid that ship that ship has sailed, love.

Private fortytwoseconds September 8 2010, 03:05:03 UTC

Of course you would say that.

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[video] gammapulsed September 7 2010, 04:31:03 UTC

Well, it's not like you really need all that security. I mean. The harmful stuff is all locked up, and if people get really out of control there's Zero, so. I don't think it's all that much to, ah. To be worried about.

[Yes, Bruce believes you. He's kind of a derp like that.]

But that's not all that important. Welcome aboard, Agent Hagan. I'm Bruce Banner, another warden around here, so. If you have any questions, I'll try and answer them? And, um. Welcome

[video] fortytwoseconds September 7 2010, 05:13:58 UTC

Do you have secret warden meetings?

[video] gammapulsed September 7 2010, 05:17:47 UTC

...Um. No? I mean. There's never been one as long as I've been aboard, and that's been. Wow, five months now? Maybe longer. Time kinda gets really weird around here. That is, aside from the regular weirdness, which is kind of an oxymoron, I guess.

[video] fortytwoseconds September 7 2010, 05:28:42 UTC

So there's nothing wardeny I need to know? You know, stuff that wardens tell other wardens.

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darknessb4me September 7 2010, 05:40:16 UTC

[Not really curious, just bored, so have a poorly-lit room with a staring zombie.]

...No.

fortytwoseconds September 7 2010, 06:20:27 UTC

[Parker has no idea what you mean. You just get a mildly confused stare.]

loll sorry about him darknessb4me September 7 2010, 06:36:39 UTC

[THAT'S RIGHT. No explanation. He's personable like that.]

s'aaaall good fortytwoseconds September 7 2010, 06:45:33 UTC

[She's just gonna keep on staring. After a while, she leans a little closer to the monitor.]

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Private // Written proudofwhatido September 7 2010, 05:59:56 UTC

Relax. That's the number one rule of succeeding in the Bureau. If you act like you know what you're doing, people will believe it.

Nick Halden, FBI.

Can I show you around?

Private // Written fortytwoseconds September 7 2010, 06:16:21 UTC

Relax. Right.

Oh. That's Sure.

Private // Written proudofwhatido September 7 2010, 06:24:32 UTC

I'll give you a little while to settle in. Where's your room? I can come show you around before dinner.

Private // Written fortytwoseconds September 7 2010, 06:33:13 UTC

Just meet me in the place with the couches. Eighth floor.

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