Comments | fortunefail: -64 [Action/accidental voice]

fortunefail

-64 [Action/accidental voice]

Dec 18, 2009 14:10

[Wearing a thick cloak and hands buried deeply in his pockets, Yuan is stumping through Luceti, heading for the forest. Things are getting far too crowded for his liking, so he'll go out to find some peace and quiet. He's bringing his journal along just in case, unaware it's recording:]

...Damn. It's so cold, you could hammer a nail with a frozen

dotnw reference lol, fourth wall event

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[voice] ...damn lj and its hunger devious_desian December 18 2009, 18:29:30 UTC

[A possibly familiar laugh comes from Yuan's journal.] How very clever, Lord Yuan. I can see how, guided under your intellect, the Renegades could so completely fail to make a difference against Cruxis where a teenage boy succeeded.

[voice] o-oh god XD fortunefail December 18 2009, 18:33:27 UTC

[No! It can't be! But he'll whip open his journal to check anyway.]

... Rodyle. I didn't think I'd have the displeasure of hearing your voice again.

[voice] tell me if you want him to back off anytime. he likes to try breaking minds. :|b devious_desian December 18 2009, 18:38:33 UTC

Now, isn't that a rude way to greet an old comrade? And after I took the trouble of contacting you after all you've done. You were quite a nuisance.

[voice] by all means, break away fortunefail December 18 2009, 18:43:00 UTC

What do you want, Rodyle? I'm sure you're not hoping to catch up on old times.

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killinurd00dz December 18 2009, 20:05:20 UTC

YOU COULD HAMMER IN SOMEONE'S HEAD WITH A FROZEN BANANA. IT MIGHT KILL THEM. TAKE THAT CHANCE. IN FACT, TAKE THAT CHANCE FOR EVERYONE. IT WOULD GET RID OF YOUR OBVIOUS ANNOYANCE.

fortunefail December 18 2009, 20:14:16 UTC

...

[What. What.]

killinurd00dz December 18 2009, 20:20:52 UTC

WHAT, WAS I NOT CLEAR? ALLOW ME TO ELABORATE. TAKE A FROZEN ROCK-HARD BANANA. ARE YOU HOLDING IT? GOOD. NOW SMASH IT AGAINST SOMEONE'S HEAD. KILL THEM. REPEAT UNTIL YOU HAVE ERADICATED THE SOURCE OF YOUR VEXATION.

BECOME THE GOD OF THIS WORLD, UNTIL I TAKE IT FROM YOU.

fortunefail December 18 2009, 20:22:49 UTC

That's ridiculous! I'm not going to kill people with bananas for no reason!

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kyosukekusaragi December 18 2009, 22:45:55 UTC

...That. Has got to be the worst hyperbole I have ever heard. You are a horrible person and you should feel bad.

fortunefail December 18 2009, 22:49:02 UTC

... I should feel bad? For using an expression?

kyosukekusaragi December 18 2009, 22:50:22 UTC

No, for using a terrible expression. Seriously, what the hell, dood.

fortunefail December 18 2009, 22:52:31 UTC

Why the hell does it even matter? Mind your own business!

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strivingknight December 19 2009, 19:57:05 UTC

[Although he's lost, that comment he just heard is odd enough to make him speak out.]

Have you tried it before?

fortunefail December 19 2009, 20:25:34 UTC

[... Huh. That boy looks mildly familiar.]

Of course not. It's just an expression.

strivingknight December 19 2009, 20:27:25 UTC

I have.

The banana broke.

fortunefail December 19 2009, 20:29:46 UTC

... Is that so?

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psychedelic_cat December 19 2009, 22:26:36 UTC

HEEEEEEEEEEEY, I know you~!

fortunefail December 19 2009, 22:39:16 UTC

...

[Wait. This thing looks familiar.]

psychedelic_cat December 19 2009, 22:42:56 UTC

Hey, why are you looking at me like that!? I didn't put on that much weight!

fortunefail December 19 2009, 22:46:09 UTC

What do you want?

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