Mucica assigned us a short paper entitled "[Insert Name Here]'s Heaven ( Read more... )

Darwinianly (?) speaking, squirrels, possums, racoons, and other such animals should soon be evolving to look both ways before crossing the street.

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Don't brace yourself for another depressing entry. This one only SOUNDS depressing.. Really, it's an objective confession of some thoughts I've been having. It will probably be obvious who I'm referring to. I'm sorry if that's cowardly.. It's the only way I know how to say it ( Read more... )

Will "Six Degrees of Separation" still work when the world population hits 20 billion? (Assuming everyone doesn't die in a devastating nuclear winter first or whatever, of course.)

I had a real, legit meltdown today.

So I slept until 1 pm, got up feeling like shit, and my mom decided to make it a lot worse, as usual. I should have just gone to school and track and dance, etc... at least that way I wouldn't have been here.

I hate this place.

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Hey Ma..

Remember that time when I was so sick.. And when I told you that I was sick, all you could say for five minutes was "I WAS RIGHT! I KNEW IT! IIIII WAS RIGHT! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I KNEW IT!" while I was crumpled up on the floor in a ball because I needed a doctorOr how about the time that you were TAKING me to the doctor, and we got stuck ( Read more... )

You're beautiful..
You're beautiful, it's true..

You represent everything that's good in the world.
You've taught me more in a sentence than I've taught myself in a lifetime of circular reasoning.
You don't even know.
No one does.

I'd tell you that how I feel about you if I thought they'd be words well spent.

♥

Things feel sort of sad lately ( Read more... )