What this country needs

[forsythferret]

Fertility rituals. The kind where it's spring and people frolic outside and dance around exceedingly symbolic things.

Sorta like Spring Break, but with more Goofy Tradition.

Comments

[kabbalist_mzdm]

One word: Maypole. I'd love to see the look on some people's faces when they realize what that long, knobbed pole really symbolizes.

=)

[paperdollkat]

LoL