Why does Cosmo, a magazine aimed at women, have its' cover stories all about how to please a man in bed, and positions men enjoy, instead of sex tips aimed at well, women, the nominal audience of the magazine ( Read more... )

Inspired by a discussion over on Tim's forum...

A lot of the problems in the paper comics industry would probably get a lot better if everyone involved (fans, creators, etc) were getting laid more often.

I'm just sayin.

Okay, y'know, maybe this is really a stupid question. But it's been bugging me lately ( Read more... )

Okay, anybody who doubted most of the leaders of the anti-abortion crusades are really anti-sex? How about this little tidbit of new lunacy ( Read more... )

A familiar form was sprawled out on my when I pushed the door open. I stopped in half a step as she looked up and smiled at me, then my brain caught up with itself and I walked in and didn't acknowledge her ( Read more... )

There was a girl I didn't know in my bed when I opened the door. This is the kind of thing that happens unfortunately infrequently, so I figured something was up. She looked maddeningly familiar, and was pretty cute, not just because she was wearing a Green Lantern shirt (and other clothes, yes) and flipping through one of my gaming books. She ( Read more... )

I know plenty of bad pickup lines. Especially if you define bad as ones that don't work, but I appreciate them just for their humor value. Because, face it, lines like "That's a nice dress. It'd look really good on my floor." are just funny. When I was discussing it with one of my (female) co-workers, she said she can't take any seriously, ( Read more... )

He's been hanging around for a couple of days now. Not saying anything, just sort of there every so often. Occasionally, a toenail spanged off somewhere. Finally, I decided if he was going to hang around, I'd get something useful out of him ( Read more... )

Okay. One of the time-tested plots of things is two people fighting over the affections of a third. That's all well and good, classic, completely understandable. Except. The thing I don't get about it. Okay. So the thing is. You lure this person away from whoever they're currently with, for whatever justification (they're a jerk, they don't ( Read more... )

Fertility rituals. The kind where it's spring and people frolic outside and dance around exceedingly symbolic things.

Sorta like Spring Break, but with more Goofy Tradition.