Ha! Very funny. I also have many stupid customer stories. One of my favorites:
customer: Ok, I'm filling out this registration application for my horse and I have a question me: Ok, how can I help you? customer: It says 'foal color', then lists some colors. me: Yes customer: Is that where I list the color of the foal? me (super sweet voice): No, actually what we're looking for is the color of the hair on your ass. Is it black, grey, brown? We're just curious.
Okay, so I didn't really say that, but I did really have that question. :)
Yeah, yesterday I had a guy tell me he had waited 45 minutes for someone to call him, and he didn't really think a WOMAN could help him with his technical difficulties. I basically told him I was hanging up and I hoped that it took him twice as long to get another tech on the phone, and that I hoped it was a woman.
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customer: Ok, I'm filling out this registration application for my horse and I have a question
me: Ok, how can I help you?
customer: It says 'foal color', then lists some colors.
me: Yes
customer: Is that where I list the color of the foal?
me (super sweet voice): No, actually what we're looking for is the color of the hair on your ass. Is it black, grey, brown? We're just curious.
Okay, so I didn't really say that, but I did really have that question. :)
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*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yeah, yesterday I had a guy tell me he had waited 45 minutes for someone to call him, and he didn't really think a WOMAN could help him with his technical difficulties.
I basically told him I was hanging up and I hoped that it took him twice as long to get another tech on the phone, and that I hoped it was a woman.
Jackass.
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Jackasses indeed.
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