Addison Legacy 3.1
So, I switched computers and FORGOT to change my graphics settings...so the pics are tiny and crappy. I'll try to make this update go quickly so as not to torture ya'll.
In our last episode: Nara has one of her boyfriends, Alon, move in and they proceed to make the ugliest baby ever, named Violet. Vinny and Vida both age to teens. Nova ages to an adult and makes whoopie with a townie that could be her body double. Averil and Hunter die of old age. Neysa goes to college. Violet ages from toddler to kid to teen and her face never quite adjusts. Everyone moves to a new home. Alon gets repeatedly butt probed and pops out an alien baby. Nara ages and then dies. And there was an heir poll...
Got all that?
Vida won the heir poll and begins her life at college.
Hurray for make-overs.
Just for my own comfort, I gave Violet a make-over and started her in college as well. Not bad.
Vida promptly makes a new gay best-friend.
Gay friend: Girl, I'm as bright as the sun! I'm hot!
Vida: Well, you're something alright.
Vida: "Dear Dad, I have been learning so much in college. My vocabulary has expanded to include "dirty sanchez" and "choad" and "cum dumpster." My roommate is so smart and sophisticated."
I don't think she knows how crazy she looks when she does this.
Vida moves to a new, more interesting dorm where the jacuzzi repeatedly attempts to kill the college kids...such as here.
And here...
And h...whoa...you might want to get that looked at, sister.
Dorm mate 1: I'M ON FIRE OH MY GAWD!
Dorm mate 2: Girl, psshhh...you ain't all that, biatch.
Vida starts working her fish-lipped magic on one of her dorm mates...
But then she spots this hot piece of calamari and can't get enough of him...
Vida: Please tell me your name is Sanchez.
Back at home...oh shit...that can't be a good sign, right?
Alon "accidentally" gets picked up by an alien ship for yet another escapade with the anal-obsessive aliens.
He looks like a freakin' jiffy pop.
Nova serves as the nanny for the new mutant kiddo. Isn't it cute?
Another kid...another birthday.
Her face looks like the bottom of a barnacle.
Nova goes out to meet another lady friend...
Nova: You're a masterpiece, baby.
Zoey: (blank stare)
Yeah, I don't think she's buying it, Nova.
But then...her sexy-non-twin-twin shows up! They go on a date and Nova shows her the moves.
Damn, that was a good date...this is what she left at the house afterwards.
Nara: You're fucking kidding me right? Another fish faced alien brat?
Alon: He's mine and I love him. I name him Vox.
Nara: Hello neighbor...what a lovely robe you have there...
Death: Oh yeah? Thanks, I got it at a thrift shop downtown for like...wait a minute, you're trying to distract me.
Nara: Crap.
Nara: Wow! What a great hour glass. Where did you get it?
Death: Oh I got it at this antique stor...wait a minute. Stop doing that!
Nova: Dear god, I have to deal with these freaking kids and the butt-slut husband on my own? NOOOOOO!
Bye-bye Nara...you were a hoot...and kind of a slut.
Nova proposes to her body twin, Lisa...Now she can share the chores and childcare duties with her too.
Happy birthday product of an intergalactic raping...happy birthday to you!
Awww...he's cute!
Nothing cheers up a family like a lesbian wedding.
As you can see...Lisa is in charge.
Whoopsie...Nova got over-heated during the reception and promptly passed out...thus missing the limo and her honeymoon. Tres stupid, fucktard.
Lisa gets a make-over. Very nice!
Vesper ages to a teen-ager.
Meh...she looks...acceptable I guess.
Through the miracle of science...Lisa gets pregnant with Nova's baby! Hurray!
THE END
Past Updates:
1.1 1.2 2.0 2.1 2.2
You can download an Addison: HERE
In our last episode: Nara has one of her boyfriends, Alon, move in and they proceed to make the ugliest baby ever, named Violet. Vinny and Vida both age to teens. Nova ages to an adult and makes whoopie with a townie that could be her body double. Averil and Hunter die of old age. Neysa goes to college. Violet ages from toddler to kid to teen and her face never quite adjusts. Everyone moves to a new home. Alon gets repeatedly butt probed and pops out an alien baby. Nara ages and then dies. And there was an heir poll...
Got all that?
Vida won the heir poll and begins her life at college.
Hurray for make-overs.
Just for my own comfort, I gave Violet a make-over and started her in college as well. Not bad.
Vida promptly makes a new gay best-friend.
Gay friend: Girl, I'm as bright as the sun! I'm hot!
Vida: Well, you're something alright.
Vida: "Dear Dad, I have been learning so much in college. My vocabulary has expanded to include "dirty sanchez" and "choad" and "cum dumpster." My roommate is so smart and sophisticated."
I don't think she knows how crazy she looks when she does this.
Vida moves to a new, more interesting dorm where the jacuzzi repeatedly attempts to kill the college kids...such as here.
And here...
And h...whoa...you might want to get that looked at, sister.
Dorm mate 1: I'M ON FIRE OH MY GAWD!
Dorm mate 2: Girl, psshhh...you ain't all that, biatch.
Vida starts working her fish-lipped magic on one of her dorm mates...
But then she spots this hot piece of calamari and can't get enough of him...
Vida: Please tell me your name is Sanchez.
Back at home...oh shit...that can't be a good sign, right?
Alon "accidentally" gets picked up by an alien ship for yet another escapade with the anal-obsessive aliens.
He looks like a freakin' jiffy pop.
Nova serves as the nanny for the new mutant kiddo. Isn't it cute?
Another kid...another birthday.
Her face looks like the bottom of a barnacle.
Nova goes out to meet another lady friend...
Nova: You're a masterpiece, baby.
Zoey: (blank stare)
Yeah, I don't think she's buying it, Nova.
But then...her sexy-non-twin-twin shows up! They go on a date and Nova shows her the moves.
Damn, that was a good date...this is what she left at the house afterwards.
Nara: You're fucking kidding me right? Another fish faced alien brat?
Alon: He's mine and I love him. I name him Vox.
Nara: Hello neighbor...what a lovely robe you have there...
Death: Oh yeah? Thanks, I got it at a thrift shop downtown for like...wait a minute, you're trying to distract me.
Nara: Crap.
Nara: Wow! What a great hour glass. Where did you get it?
Death: Oh I got it at this antique stor...wait a minute. Stop doing that!
Nova: Dear god, I have to deal with these freaking kids and the butt-slut husband on my own? NOOOOOO!
Bye-bye Nara...you were a hoot...and kind of a slut.
Nova proposes to her body twin, Lisa...Now she can share the chores and childcare duties with her too.
Happy birthday product of an intergalactic raping...happy birthday to you!
Awww...he's cute!
Nothing cheers up a family like a lesbian wedding.
As you can see...Lisa is in charge.
Whoopsie...Nova got over-heated during the reception and promptly passed out...thus missing the limo and her honeymoon. Tres stupid, fucktard.
Lisa gets a make-over. Very nice!
Vesper ages to a teen-ager.
Meh...she looks...acceptable I guess.
Through the miracle of science...Lisa gets pregnant with Nova's baby! Hurray!
THE END
Past Updates:
1.1 1.2 2.0 2.1 2.2
You can download an Addison: HERE