Addison Legacy 1.1
Here she is...the Founder of this legacy...Averil Addison. A beautiful redhead with babies on the brain...
Here's the house. It is a starter home I found on MTS2...isn't it GORGEOUS??? Link for the house: HERE
Neighbors...and matchmaker...wtf...hello...she's not the desperate...yet.
Bitches.
Sigh...BORING...oh hum...work...sleep...eat...pee-pee.
Wait a second...who is that dark skinned hottie....Averil makes her sassy redheaded move.
"It's the size of a torpedo...think you can take it?"
"Does the pope shit in the woods?" replies Averil.
"I sometimes charge people money to see my torpedo."
"Yeah, I don't have any money."
Averil: Look at me! I'm whimsical...fuck me, fuck me!
Well, the sexy man, Hunter, doesn't the first day (class act) but he comes over the next day.
Hunter: Really, its like a house...like the white house.
Averil: I get it...its huge...you better not be making false promises.
Hunter: I like flags.
Averil: You're not that interesting are you? Cute...but not interesting.
Averil: Kissy, kissy!
Hunter: Eeeewww...taco breath.
AH! Too soon! Too soon!
Averil makes it official: "You is my bitch!"
Fo' realz tho!
Here's da man!
Hunter: Knowledge aspiration, LW - max out 7 skills, Turn ons: Black hair, cologne and hates stink (weird since Averil has none of these).
2 sloppy
3 shy
9 active
7 serious
4 grouchy
In other words...he's a big bore. Oh he did bring in $12,000 into the household.
Awwww...she looks so happy. It was like a torpedo!
Well...he may be boring, and really not very affectionate but dammit he's hung and does the dishes. Let's be happy with that.
"What the...oh I don't feel so good."
And so begins Averil's downward spiral.
With the new cash brought in by Hunter...I do a little decorating. I heart clutter.
Poor Averil has to do everything on her own...cook...clean...Hunter is useless.
He's so self-absorbed...while poor Averil is trying to survive pregnacy...he's writing in his diary...about...torpedos.
Captain Sensitive strikes again...
Hunter: Did I tell you about my college days...oh they were so amazing.
Averil: Must not die from the bored.
So close. Geeze...would someone help out the pretty pregnant lady?
Averil: Oooh...uhh...something isn't right with my lady parts.
Averil: Seriously, dude...help me out here...my puntang is on fire.
Averil: OOOOOH MY VAGINA!
It's a bebeh! Girl, named Nara...blond hair and skin from dad...Averil's eyes.
Hmmm...what's wrong with this picture.
Basically, after the baby is born...life goes to shit for both of them. Averil can't get her barings and is either constantly hungry or tired...it took days before she could get it together enough to go to work.
Hunter didn't fair too well either.
Doctor: Now tell me...how big is your penis again?
A nanny is called in to help...
Averil: OH MY GOD, Nanny please help me out.
Nanny: Oh lawd, just give me the kid and shut your trap.
Since Averil's marriage has gone to pot...she starts chatting up her husbands best-friend...she's looking for something a little edgy...a little wild...a little mohawk.
Mmmm...that hit the spot.
Nanny: Pssh...dumbass.
This is getting old.
Well...Hunter redeams himself by being a pretty great dad to Nara.
Nara: Waaaah! This legacy is sucking my baby butt!
Oh, come on...she's pretty gorgeous...Well worth the chaos and depression surrounding her entrance.