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[forevercapslock]

Karkat: Do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.

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WHY WAS I AKLJ DSFKLJSGGSDG

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NO I FUCKING REFUSE

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[viral_tyrant]

I am guessing you encountered some sort of problem during this past event, Karkat.

Also, I would like to apologize for my behavior during the event. I had no intention of doing what I did and possibly injuring you in the process.

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[forevercapslock]

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HIGH-BLOODED TROLL.

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[viral_tyrant]

I'd have to say I am flattered by such a comment.

However, I am interested how evolution has played a role in your world. Did creatures give rise to other creatures on Alternia?

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[forevercapslock]

IT'S NEVER REALLY BEEN SOMETHING THAT INTERESTED ME, HONESTLY. BUT I ASSUME SO? I MEAN, WE WERE PROBABLY ORIGINALLY INSECTS.

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[viral_tyrant]

Interesting. I would not have thought your species would have evolved from such a phylum. That may also be the reason your race is so evolved.

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[forevercapslock]

I GUESS?
I MEAN, WE'RE STILL DEPENDENT ON ANOTHER SPECIES FOR REPRODUCTION, SO I DON'T NOW HOW EVOLVED WE CAN POSSIBLY BE.

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[viral_tyrant]

It is merely proof that the so called 'circle of life' also exists on your world. One species does indeed depend on another for survival in most, if not all, ecosystems.

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[forevercapslock]

SO NAME A SPECIES ON YOUR PLANET THAT HAS TO RELY ON THE INVOLVEMENT OF ANOTHER FOR REPRODUCTION.
A SPECIES THAT ISN'T A VIRUS.

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[viral_tyrant]

A number of flowering and non flowering plants depend on a number of other species to transfer pollen from the male to the female plant. Birds and insects being the organisms to assist in such reproduction.

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[forevercapslock]

AT LEAST WE'RE A STEP UP FROM PLANTS.

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[viral_tyrant]

Indeed you are. However, plants can be quite complex and do play a crucial role in many natural cycles. On earth, anyhow.

[Whyyyyy is he talking about photosynthesis now........]

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[forevercapslock]

LIKE ALLERGIES.

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[viral_tyrant]

[If only Karkat could hear him chuckle.]

Ah yes. I do remember your reaction to the opening of the flower buds in and outside of the mansion several weeks ago.

But I was more or less referring to the process of respiration and photosynthesis.

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[forevercapslock]

I CARE MORE ABOUT THE ALLERGIES.

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[viral_tyrant]

Medications are available for such health issues.

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[forevercapslock]

YEAH, I GOT THEM FROM THE CLOSET IN MY RESPITEBLOCK. THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM ANY MORE LIKABLE.