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Karkat: Do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.

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NO I FUCKING REFUSE

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Comments

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[viral_tyrant]

I am guessing you encountered some sort of problem during this past event, Karkat.

Also, I would like to apologize for my behavior during the event. I had no intention of doing what I did and possibly injuring you in the process.

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[viral_tyrant]

How polite of you to insult my line of work, Karkat. And if you mean 'cure' by saying virus, then yes, I will continue such research.

Also, that assignment was meant to help you learn and understand the subject matter of the class. Since the event is over, I suppose it does not matter what you did or did not understand. Not many take a liking to biochemistry, I have noticed...

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[forevercapslock]

IF YOU'RE STILL TAKING THE STUFF I SAY PERSONALLY, YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A LESSON ON THE WAY I TALK, WESKER.

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[viral_tyrant]

Only when it is an insult to my work do I take such comments personally. However, I will remember for the future.

So tell me, what was so horrible about existing as a human for the event?

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[forevercapslock]

I *LIKE* BEING A TROLL.

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[viral_tyrant]

Now you understand why I have the opinions I do regarding the species.

If only Wonderland returned a resident to a different dimension than their own...

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[forevercapslock]

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO INSTEAD?

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[viral_tyrant]

A version of Earth where the human species does not consist of destructive, ignorant cretins.

I mean no disrespect when I say I fear that my world will experience the same fate as yours because of how careless humans are.

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[forevercapslock]

UNLESS IT INVOLVES A HUGE METEOR STORM INITIATED BY A DEMENTED, REAL LIFE VIDEO GAME, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

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[viral_tyrant]

If only that were the case, Karkat. I doubt I will be as fortunate to witness such an event take place in my own dimension.

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[forevercapslock]

IT'S REALLY NOT A THING MOST PEOPLE WOULD LOOK FORWARD TO.

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[viral_tyrant]

Yes, but you would more than likely feel the same about my world. Evolution has since halted and the process of devolving seems to be occurring. For the human species alone, I might add.

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[forevercapslock]

WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET STRAIGHT RIGHT HERE THAT MY HATE FOR THE HUMAN SPECIES AND YOUR HATE FOR THEM AREN'T THE SAME KIND OF HATE.

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[viral_tyrant]

How exactly would you define 'your hate'?

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[forevercapslock]

I THINK HUMANS AS A SPECIES ARE UNDERDEVELOPED AND KIND OF OBNOXIOUS, AND I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND SOME OF THE THINGS THAT MOTIVATE THEM, SO THEY'RE AN ENDLESS SOURCE OF CONFUSION AND FRUSTRATION FOR ME. THAT IS WHAT I MEAN BY HATE.

WHAT YOU MEAN BY HATE IS THAT YOU WANT THEM ALL TO DIE. I ONLY WANT A SELECT FEW OF THEM TO DIE.

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[viral_tyrant]

Do not get me wrong. I happen to agree with everything you have said thus far concerning the species.

However, I do not wish for all of them to 'die'. I only hope that the genetic code will be improved, giving rise to those with superior DNA. Those who are not meant to survive will not. Darwin's theory of natural selection will once again prevail once I return to my world and complete my research.