Yesterday I looked at an email account I've been ignoring for a while. Unfortunately, it draws a lot of spam; a new message every three or four minutes, in fact. Cleaning it out, I learned that the internet believes that I need drugs, penile enhancement, and replica watches. I learned that my bank, your bank, and banks I've never heard of, need
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Oooooh, yeah. Shit. That was me. Sorry.
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Sorry, evidently I'm crazy behind on replying to comments. That was me. Sorry. Somehow, I think if you chose to write that much in broken english, it would be in a more entertaining style.
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Um. I kid you not, I was just looking at those.
http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/?a=fuckingmachines
They scared the shit out of me. I was just dicussing pneumatic tools with MBJ and gave voice to the concept of a vibrator/dildo that requires an air compressor. Naturally he told me to check fuckingmachines.com and see if it existed already.
*shakes head*
I'm sorry about the vegetables. I could kill for a good zucchini. For eating, I mean.
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note: if you click away from streaming tv showing a credit card ad to watch the video clip imbedded in http://www.extremerestraints.com/pogo-stick-fucking-machine_1690.html
the overlapping audio is the funniest thing you'll hear all month.
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OMFG
Wow. That was, um... sad? I've never heard anything so repetitive in my life! But you know what makes me giggle like a little girl?
That you really researched the site to find that. This is why you're so awesome. I cannot stop laughing. Oh my, the heart cuts! And the loving way she talks to the stick! It's so romantic. *big sigh*
*tackles you*
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That you really researched the site to find that.
I followed the link that you sent, and saw the title of that product. And I thought, a pogo-stick? part of which is inside you? that sounds really really dangerous. Did I mention I spent several years doing worker safety stuff. That whole site is so OSHA non-compliant.
*surrenders to the tackle, as it seems safer*
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