Well well, wasn't I just so fascinating in my youth? And such a great sense of humor ( Read more... )

[Private \\ Hackable only by geniuses now because Sharingan = quick learning]My memories haven't returned yet and I'm still... me. I can be patient but at the same time I want to know. An entire century's worth of memories is locked away somewhere. What happens to me? To Otouto? To the entire clan? I want to remember everything. If only I'd written ( Read more... )

[Private \\ totally hackable due to ineptitude with technology]This machine... They use it like a diary. No scrolls... Less waste, at least ( Read more... )

[a 12-year-old boy's voice:]

Ah, hm... This thing... Some kind of machine...

Mm...

Otouto..? Now where did you get to..? I must have been injured. I don't remember... What camp is this? Where is everyone?

[some shuffling about, the sound of a window sliding open]

This...

A village?

((OOC: So Madara has been transformed into his younger self ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ITACHI!!!

I baked you a cake. It's strawberry banana shortcake. You can't resist that. It has bananas. You love bananas.

...It's not poisoned, I promise.

I forgive you for setting me on fire the other day.

Guys.Stop discouraging the sex! Listen up, youthful soldiers: This is a blessing in disguise! That dear goddess has given us a gift by increasing our virility! Allow me to explain ( Read more... )

DOCTOR'S SPECIFICATIONS

1. Kill on command, without question ( Read more... )

Stop this at once! OH OH OH I demand to be sent home immediately! I have very important things to do! OH this is just awful! I don't want to fight in your war, you nasty stinking Warden ( Read more... )

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a_facility, please refer to this post. This journal has multiple uses.

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