Jun 05, 2008 17:04
Guys.
Stop discouraging the sex! Listen up, youthful soldiers: This is a blessing in disguise! That dear goddess has given us a gift by increasing our virility! Allow me to explain.
Yes, we have been brought here to fight a war, and we should fight with all our strength and dedication! But when the slaughter is over and we emerge victorious, there is an entire world here which will need to be rebuilt! One must not merely think of the immediate problem, but also future problems that will arise. Mainly the dwindling human (and animal) population.
Ladies! You should do your part for the war effort! You've got something we men don't, and that's a womb. It's a precious gift to survival. Your assistance in the battlefield is immensely valuable, but making babies is important too!! Like, really important. So when some horny teenager comes stumbling over to you while you're enjoying your lunch in the park, JUST SAY YES.
FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD, COMRADES!
just ignore the idiot,
*econtra,
*disasterverse