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[footnotefetish]

A couple of mornings ago my oatmeal made a farting noise. I was stirring in my flaxseed oil and chia seeds when I heard it

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[delete_the_star]

Portishead has been about to put out a new CD for forever now. I've stopped being excited about it. I'll hop around gleefully when the disc is actually in mu greedy little paws.

[footnotefetish]

I figured they're actually serious about it this time, since Amazon is accepting pre-orders (albeit only for an import edition--not for a U.S. release). But if not, I'll just be excited about The Dandy Warhols.

[shellcase]

Where did you find your bed-breakfast tray at? How much was it?

My wife and I want to get two also.

[footnotefetish]

It was at Bad Breath and Beyond. It was pretty cheap. I can't remember how much I paid for it,* but I want to say it was around $13.99. It probably wouldn't survive a couple of drops down a staircase, but for the amount of wear I'll subject it to, it should be adequate.* The register ate my receipt, and the person who helped me wasn't able to reprint it.

[shellcase]

Thanks.

[footnotefetish]

You're welcome.

[internautte]

YOU'RE A FLAXSEED OIL AND CHIA SEED LIBERAL, AREN'T YOU?

[footnotefetish]

Indeed! I'm a strong supporter of essential fatty acids and plant proteins!

[internautte]

you're going to hell.

[footnotefetish]

That's okay. I've always wanted to meet Michael Moore!

[locakitty]

You are such a granolavore.

I guess the gas it would take to save a couple of bucks on a tray from IKEA makes sense. :) If I wind up going next month, would you like one of those trays anyways?

[footnotefetish]

An extra one would probably add to the clutter in my bedroom, but thanks for the offer. (But I might change my mind if this one breaks.)

Since you've had jury duty recently, and since I now have a jury summons, could you remind me what it's like? I can bring a book or two to read while I'm waiting, can't I? And do I get a decent amount of time for lunch, or should I bring something to eat, since I might not have time to leave and come back?

[locakitty]

You get one hour for lunch. You can walk to Shot in the Dark from there. Bring something to do, you only get 20 minutes at a time on the computers and you can't LJ anymore. :(

They do have a jigsaw puzzle you can work on. I got to put in about 3 pieces before I got called for a jury pool again. That was exciting.

When is your jury duty?

[footnotefetish]

Cool. Thanks for the information! Is there a safe place to put your crap (like your Zune or a couple of books) before you get dispatched to a courtroom?

I guess I could get off my lazy cyber-ass and see if there's a FAQ page about this stuff....