A couple of mornings ago my oatmeal made a farting noise. I was stirring in my flaxseed oil and chia seeds when I heard it.
Earlier this week I bought a folding breakfast tray--the kind used for eating breakfast in bed--to see if it would make reading in bed easier when I'm reading a big, heavy book. It's been working nicely, but I don't like the fact that it has raised edges that make my forearms uncomfortable. I wonder if a floppy, phallic keyboard pad would solve my problem.
Portishead has
a new CD coming out later this year. That's good news.
The Dandy Warhols also have
a new CD coming out later this year. That's even better news.