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[footnotefetish]

I never knew until yesterday that the Biosphere 2 is on 3.14 acres of land. Perhaps I should visit it on Pi Day. A three-day weekend would be nice. I could take the day off. But that's also a long way to drive just to see a bunch of shit growing inside of a big dome.

I bought some caramels at Trader Joe's recently, with the intention of

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[locakitty]

For a second, I thought you typed "camels" instead of "caramels". If you go to Biosphere, just know it's about $20 to see stuff growing under a dome. :)

[footnotefetish]

Camels would be pretty costly to send to butternutsquash, and I'm not even sure if she'd have room for them.

Frida and I went out to the Biosphere 2 a long time ago, and we turned around when we saw the ticket price. But, you know, Pi Day is a special day.

[locakitty]

better spent on pi shakes instead of pi filling ingredients. or something

[panther_woman]

I used to make horses out of my caramels.

[footnotefetish]

Ooh! Horse sex would be even better. (Not bestiality, of course--just horses having sex with horses.)

[mi_tigre]

yea, but its not puppets on string more like clay animation.

[footnotefetish]

Yeah, I was giving it more thought after I posted this, and I was thinking I could always make it more interesting by introducing other food products into the caramel sex. Like there could be one of those bear-shaped squeeze bottles of honey, and then some Twinkies. It would be a very subtle gay reference.

hmm

[mi_tigre]

thats cool. I think you should do it and put it on youtube or porntube.

[footnotefetish]

Ah, but first it would have to be submitted to The Loft for First Friday Shorts.

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[calcuttahart]

if you really have to see this place (like i did), be prepared to spend a lot of money and wear closed toed shoes. during one room i spent the entire time keeping ants out of my chacos. the highlight of the tour seems to be the part where they explain what the biosphere residents did with their waste.

[footnotefetish]

Good to know! Thank you!

I saw Jamie at Bentley's this past weekend and she said she was going to visit you.