Three drabbles; Arsenal

[hallucinogenia]

Umbrella Disclaimer: None of this is true. I made it all up.
The third drabble contains incest between two consenting adult brothers. I don't think I've seen any of that posted here before, but I also haven't seen any rules forbidding it, so I hope this is okay.

1.
Title: The Devil Finds Work For Idle Hands
Author: hallucinogenia
Team of Choice: Arsenal
Prompt:

Comments

[stern_suedens]

Ummm... I should find the third one sick and twisted.
But I don't.

Well done.

And oh yeah - I got distracted - the first one is very funny. I'm impressed by your range of what you can write - and pull off very well!

:)

[hallucinogenia]

Well, not sick and twisted was what I was going for, so... good! And thank you. Ha, I suppose I just get easily distracted - I couldn't write the same pairing over and over again, and I couldn't just write angst or fluff all the time.

[bustedflush]

Mmm ... Sami Hyypia.

And I'm with stern_suedens, the possibly squickiness of the pairing the third one in no way takes away from how well it's written, and the almost palpable feel of joy in it.

[hallucinogenia]

Mmm...tell me about it.

Thank you very much. I find incest quite fascinating (and, yes, hot), particularly in the context of the footballing world, but the way writers in a lot of other fandoms I've been part of treat it as some sort of 'edgy' kink that doesn't actually mean anything really pisses me off. I know it's a complicated, loaded topic, so I'm wary of taking it too lightly even in a drabble, and I'm glad it came across okay.

[bustedflush]

[Did you see the picture of him comforting Zlatan during the match this week? I melted. Like, a lot.

And I don't think you take it lightly at all -- I think the way you write it makes us understand a little bit, just because of the purity of their affection for one another.

[hallucinogenia]

Aww, I didn't, but that's adorable. Oh, poor Zlatan. All those chances!

Good. I just find incest so heartbreaking in every possible way - and I'm not an angst fan, so why I like it so much, I don't know!

[wispykitty]

Dude. Number 3, the Schweini brothers...

*dies*

I LOVE IT. LOVE IT. I'm a sucker for incest, I'll admit it. And the possibility for those two, omg. Why did I never contemplate this pairing before?! You're fantastic.

I hope no one busts you over it, though. It's wonderfully awesome! It's also the first piece of footie fic I've read in the past few months. Here I thought my inner fangirl was dying, and you revived her with the Schweinsteigers. Wonderful. :)

[hallucinogenia]

Ha! Thank you, and I'm glad I could help! And, dude, the Schweini brothers were my OTP for the first five or six months after I started watching football, but the footie fandom didn't really seem like it would be as incest-friendly as, say, Supernatural, which is almost all incest, so I never quite dared to finish any fic about them. I'm definitely going to write more about them now, though, because they're awesome.

[alor]

LOL. 1st one was just lovely. :D

[hallucinogenia]

Hee, thank you! That first one makes me happy, it's just so sweet! I can't believe I wrote it, actually.

[alor]

LOLOLOL. why not? youre a fantastic writer.<3

[hallucinogenia]

Ha, you're too kind! I just don't write much gen, so it seems weird.

[txorakeriak]

It's all your fault that I'm now craving pics of David Villa (?) with the Valencia bat on his cheek. XDDDD Hilarious!

The second one made me go all SDFKLSJ - I'm quite the kinkmonkey and oh, to imagine Dan like this... *ded*

And #3 is wonderful. Beautifully written and very hot, too!

I'm amazed about how many different pairings you write, and about how awesome it turns out every time!

[hallucinogenia]

Heh. I just love the idea of him snoring away while Cesc and Joaquín doodle on him and try not to giggle so loud they wake him up(have you heard/seen Joaquín laugh? It's fantastic, I die every time he laughs during interviews).

Ditto! Though all the spanking, bondage and power imbalances in my drabbles (oh, and the incest) probably gave that away already, ha.

Aww, thanks! *blushes* Yeah, I've written...about forty different pairings for footie_100 in the last three months! Even I'm not quite sure where they're all coming from.

[txorakeriak]

I just love the idea of him snoring away while Cesc and Joaquín doodle on him and try not to giggle so loud they wake him up
That is beyond adorable, seriously! Aww! :D
And OMG, no, I haven't heard/seen Joaquín laugh yet! Where can I see that? I really want to! (To be honest, Joaquín has fascinated me for quite some time now but I never seem to run into people who have more information about him - and I don't want anything impersonal like Wikipedia.) *looks hopeful*

Heh, they might have. XD I'm still hoping that one day I can write kink again. The moment I started venturing into RPS, my inspiration for kink was suddenly gone. *sigh*

I especially love fic about not so popular pairings/people, and you give me exactly what I need. So thanks! :D By the way, I hope you don't mind me adding your LJ to my reading list. =)

[hallucinogenia]

To be honest, about the only thing I know about him is that he laughs like an idiot: I don't know what's going on here, but it's funny! This triggers my embarrassment squick like you wouldn't believe, even though he doesn't seem to have the slightest problem with it, as does this. I dunno, he just seems like one of those guys you either love or hate.

...And, um...now I have absolutely no idea what videos I've linked you to, but I hope you enjoy them, whatever they are!

I don't mind that at all. In fact, I think I might add yours to mine! You know, I only just realised that you wrote the very first Pipita fic I ever read. It's entirely possible that you started my grand (and very one-sided) love affair with him (and thence with Real Madrid), so thank you for that!