Umbrella Disclaimer: None of this is true. I made it all up.
The third drabble contains incest between two consenting adult brothers. I don't think I've seen any of that posted here before, but I also haven't seen any rules forbidding it, so I hope this is okay.
1.
Title: The Devil Finds Work For Idle Hands
Author:
hallucinogeniaTeam of Choice: Arsenal
Prompt: Board/Bored
Pairing: Gen, Spanish NT
Rating: G
Warning: This just might be the most adorable thing I have ever written.
David was a heavy sleeper, and flying always had a soporific effect on him: two reasons why he never sat beside Cesc on long flights (the third being that Cesc bored easily). He couldn't avoid the brat this time, but dragged Joaquín down on his other side as protection and happily settled down to sleep, earplugs in. He only remembered the flaw in that plan (namely, Joaquín's short attention span) when he stumbled to the toilet, hours later: the marker pen spectacles and zigzag scar were Cesc's usual fare, but the Valencia bat perched on his left cheek was new.
2.
Title: Captive Audience
Author:
hallucinogeniaTeam of Choice: Arsenal
Prompt: Board/Bored
Pairing: Daniel Agger/Sami Hyypiä
Rating: R
Warning: Bondage and D/s
The headboard was heavy and sturdy; the handcuffs that bound him to it, though padded, were equally unyielding, and Daniel had long since given up struggling against them. The rubber gag filling his mouth wasn't dangerous, but it also wasn't going anywhere. He'd given up on that as well. The blindfold he'd almost managed to work off twice, but each time it had been pulled back into place and tightened just as it was about to slide down. Sami was always there, watching, ready with an admonitory pinch to the thigh, and soft, murmured approval when Daniel stopped fighting him.
3.
Title: Dance As Though No One Is Watching
Author:
hallucinogeniaTeam of Choice: Arsenal
Prompt: Board/Bored
Pairing: Bastian Schweinsteiger/Tobias Schweinsteiger
Rating: PG-13
Warning: As the pairing suggests, this is incest. Incest between consenting adults, but if you're squicked by that, then don't read it.
For Tobias's birthday, they fly to America - California - and disappear somewhere in the sea of tourists ebbing in and out of the airport. They find a place advertising Bed and Board where the landlord doesn't bat an eyelid at Tobias's arm around Bastian's waist, the incandescent smiles on their faces, the fact that they only need one bed. They spend the day at the beach, eat ice-cream and burgers, drink beer, get sunburn. They kiss in front of hundreds of people so often they lose count, hearts racing. They fuck and don't try to stay silent, giddy with it.