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And what would I get if I won?
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Presumably? Money. I'd offer the tiny-ass orange shorts I found in my backpack but I'm guessing nobody would want those.
Unless you do. In which case, you can have 'em. I don't judge.
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Not that a child like you could possibly defeat me. My partner is a creature as powerful as I, the Great Demon of the Winds! Perhaps it would be better for you to find someone else, hmm?
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Fffff 'great demon of the winds' I am quaking in my rainboots.
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I'll just run over to The Gap and-- oh yeah. Wait. I'm in the middle of the wilderness.
You were saying?
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You're lost, huh? Did you get a map?
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And even if there aren't, I'd rather not take chances and wind up getting some sort of souped-up Lyme Disease.
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It's not that I hate wearing miniskirts or anything, I just don't want to be like, running away from moose and shit in one, you know?
... do they even have moose here?
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Well, that just proves the point even more. I really don't wanna be wearing a miniskirt while running away from a green laser-shooting moose.
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